Johndee

He/Him/His;
I have no idea what I'm doing

[Johndee @DohnJoster]

When people reflect on their interactions with me, I hope they think: "Wow, that guy was weird."

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@atypicalley I'd read all of it!

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This just in: Bruno Mars' new single "I Gotta Lotta Money and I Wanna Fuck Ya" revealed to be the exact same song as "Uptown Funk."

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@mkcoletta Trick is: we're not.

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For how much I think about work OUTSIDE of work they should give me OT.

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The world would be a better place if everyone experienced pegging at least once.

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Fortune Cookie: *contains no fortune*
Me: "This must mean I die tonight."

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Doster Drip

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@mkcoletta I will pay you for a video

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Why the FUCK is Trump in the news again? Get me out.

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Having 3 of your top 5 favorite songs be from Hamilton... is also a BIG red flag for me.

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Using Snapchat as a primary form of social media is a BIG red flag for me.

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@itseriiin As a bi man, I feel bad for straight women.

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Doster Drip

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A humorous screenshot I took today:

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Thinking 'bout sleeping in my car 'cause it has AC ...

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How can Hell be hotter than Earth if heat rises 🤔

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It is pretty wild that the world is ending but I still have to go to my 9-5.

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You know it's gonna be a day when you need a triple shot in your latte

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Doster Drip

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ROOMATE: "idk how you drink hot coffee right after it brews."
ME: "I like the pain."