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This isn't just a sub-70-IQ take, this is jellyfish fields. This has created a sub-zero negative-IQ polarity for the maximum possible score of 200. No thoughts were even involved in the making of this post, let alone harmed. This is so stupid, it actually made me smarter. I just solved the Fermi Paradox.
I would ask what is wrong with you, but the answer is 'everything'. At no point, did anything go correctly if this is the output you are producing. If you had a brain, it would likely poison the brainworms that would try to feast on your grey matter, but unfortunately, your skull is devoid of anything resembling consciousness.
Do you also think we should go back to Athens' tradition of pederasty? I'm hoping to Zeus the answer is 'no', and this is an advanced larp session designed by scientists in lab that you tap on to get rewarded with a small bit of cheese. Goddamn it, dude. GODDAMN IT.
Allow me to pose a ship-of-theseus riddle: let's say someone took parts of your original brain little by little, but instead of replacing them with bits of a new brain, they just kept taking more until the brain was gone and oh wait this isn't a riddle, this the current reality. Jesus.