MJ DU PREEZ

I'm SUPER funny. Don't let my tweets fool you.

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

Hello again #loadshedding...

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@Thorocaine 😂

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South Africans last night after the president spoke.

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

@WhatsApp I'm out here sending people iMessages like some 2011 neanderthal!

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

How am I going to tell people how bad Facebook is for society without being able to post about it on Facebook?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Instagram and Facebook are currently not working, as are democracy, society and a healthy sense of self.

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

5 seconds after posting this Twitter asked me to rate the app. Haha😂 cute.

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

Uhm, hi Twitter.

So I'm here because Facebook, Whatsapp and Instagram are all dead.

[Menzi @senorpanchin]

I've not said enough about how amazing it feels to be in a position of absolute privilege at having been part of the @jagermeistersa #021tcg which was the brainchild of Brent Swart and the crazy bunch at Spaza. My eternal gratitude goes out to @DOKTRINE for making me look cool.

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

This was great!

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🙏🏻 @thedailyboardco for those amazing mock-ups #skateart https://t.co/Tavmyp5E30

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

Charlie:" There is a spider daddy!! Please catch it!"

Me:"No, it's too big. It's going to bite me. You get it!"

Charlie:" Oh no daddy! If it bites me I'm going to die and go on holiday forever!"

🕷🕸🦇😂

[Yves Peters @BaldCondensed]

The fourth #ScreenFonts episode is up on @AdobeCreate with #movieposter design by Coffee and Cigarettes, @DOKTRINE, Nasia Demetriou, Propaganda B, Le Cercle Noir, the Boland Design Company, P+A, and Akiko Stehrenberger. #typography #GraphicDesign
https://t.co/uyG9PyAAPb

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

@philactually @JacquesPV @tune_jou_once Dit borrel in my.

[Hlokomela @Hlokomela]

Hlokomela's Toyota Quantums was stolen last night.
@Tracker_SA already removed.
Last location Ohirigstad.

Please be on the look out. Vehicle is branded.

Please share!

Numberplate: BXT153L
Make: TOYOTA
Model: QUANTUM
Description: QUANTUM 2.7 SESFIKILE 14s
Colour: Josh White

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

@troyholland16 Haha. That is brilliant! Didn't expect this to travel all the way to you guys. The Internet can be pretty amazing sometimes.

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

@philactually @MYANC They are coming for your language colonialist. Hide your dictionary.

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

Before jumping to conclusions regarding the incompetency of @MYANC because of a spelling mistake on a billboard, it should be noted that this billboard was placed in the Cork city suburb of Togher.

Asking the people of Ireland to help us build SA is maybe not such a bad idea...

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

@DieLunchBox @MYANC Is it real:

The spelling mistake yes, the location of this billboard no.

Apparently happend in P.E.

[MJ DU PREEZ @DOKTRINE]

@dappertrapper just sent me my #10yearchallenge "Skinny love"?
More like "fat shaming"! Am I right?! [Cries internally]

@boniver #justinvernon https://t.co/LC1gqew6It