Michael Dolan

THE ONION (retired). Global media producer. Former exec BRIDGES MEDIA. 35 city network. Shiny awards. Paul Newman protege. Not your “pal”, pal.

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@PeteHegseth You have committed war crimes at the direction of a megalomaniac. See you at The Hague.

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@atrupar

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@mehdirhasan @adammocklerr With 1000% more flag pins.

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@Bosslogic This is why I love you, Boss. It was RIGHT THERE.

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@WhiteHouse Cult.

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@Acyn “First a hundred”.

He says it multiple times.

Jesus a wept.

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@morningfog15 Judge Bean is my favorite Paul movie, and it’s evergreen in my Top 10. Great call.

[HOW THINGS WORK @HowThingsWork_]

A virus is a tiny infectious agent that can only replicate inside the living cells of a host—like humans, animals, plants, or even bacteria. Viruses are not considered "alive" in the traditional sense because they can't survive or reproduce on their own—they need to hijack a host cell's machinery to multiply.

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

It’s estimated that Elon’s cuts to USAID, between lack of AIDS, tuberculosis, malaria, and Ebola prevention and treatment, vaccinations, and food assistance, could cause over 4 million deaths within 1 year. This is nothing short of Elon Musk committing mass murder.

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@rothschildmd @mehdirhasan *battery salesman pretending to be a car company

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@tomcolicchio Bizarre “rule supreme”. You can’t buy integrity. Turns out you can rent it at cost, but that sucking sound kinda drowns out the rest. Weird days, Tom.

[Embassy of Ireland, USA @IrelandEmbUSA]

President Bartlet bringing down the house tonight #WestWing

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

You’re a nepo billionaire with a social media empire & government military contracts. You *are* the machine, you stupid cunt.

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@JessicaTarlov deserves some new civic award for tolerating these slowly-melting pool floats.

[Justin Baragona @justinbaragona]

Jeanine Pirro: "She should hope!"

Jessica Tarlov: "She should hope? It's the reality!"

Pirro: "No it isn't."

Tarlov: "He's not a convicted felon?"

Pirro: "You think that's a real case?"

Tarlov: "Oooookay"

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

Trump Force One is probably one of the last airlines that will let her fly on the inside of the plane. Even Spirit makes her ride with the luggage.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Trump arrives with his debate prep team headed up by Laura Loomer.

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@lawindsor @smchatter1 We can talk global decentralized whatever AFTER she masters how commas work.

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@PJSActor

[Jill Filipovic @JillFilipovic]

I don't get it, this is like the #1 best person to sit next to on a plane. Won't talk to you, won't touch you, won't get wasted, definitely showered this morning, probably won't play videos out loud on his phone, 10/10 ideal seat mate.

[Michael Dolan @DolanTheRed]

@realDonaldTrump You’re going to prison.

[Foo Fighters @foofighters]

Let us be clear.