Bitch Muffin

If you are under 18 please don't follow me. I post random stuff that can be NSFW.

Other than that bye bitches ily

[⭐ @Adanthcg]

i still don’t know the difference between trash and garbage

[G4BE ⭐️ @truly4gabe]

plucked a lucky clover today and a bird shat on my forehead

[jcs @imjustveryreal]

how it feels to post when you average 2 likes

[˖ ⭑ gigi . @fatalfang]

not now kitten, daddy’s trying to initiate a friendship by liking oomf’s every tweet

[🪼peches🪼 .*✧4ever waiting on a new lorde email✧* @pseudoephidrene]

was late to my exam then i dropped my phone in the toilet

[mallard 🦆 @mallardsisland]

Boss said no more memes allowed in the teams chat

[Jay ひ @Jay2wvy]

mfs who have you blocked for no reason

[Bitch Muffin @DollFacade]

Someone with this profile pic followed me 😭 #ResidentEvil

[🍭 @cookiepeachess]

just cuaght my math teacher watching porn in class

[Kal_ @maxauralover33]

when I post a banger tweet and get one like and 17 view

[Bitch Muffin @DollFacade]

@nationfavour111 Me ❤️ anyone can fb for me ❤️

[nate @p1xnat]

Me waking up everyday to listen to the same 31 songs from the same 9 artists

[Bitch Muffin @DollFacade]

when you poop with a g string on it cuts the poop in half btw

[Ash⸆⸉≷0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣0️⃣ @swift_foreverrr]

my posts averaging 5 likes per post

[S @Slurpfeee]

no shade im not really into pop culture like that so i just be liking and reposting all my oomfs ending a bunch of artists idk or dgaf abt-

[Bitch Muffin @DollFacade]

@truly4gabe Dragged 😭

[Bitch Muffin @DollFacade]

When you open twitter and see notifications but it's just the people you were arguing with

[S @Slurpfeee]

1 hit tweet and im already flopping again

[cisters @sieaqt]

watching the tweet you thought would hit flop

[S @Slurpfeee]

me and oomf comforting eachother cuz we’re flopping