You live in your car and give blowjobs for money. That’s why you’re worried about drunks on the road. You’re afraid one of them will crash into your house when you park it to give a man a blowjob for $19.95
You’re not a “legendary ex wrestler”. If you were you’d have a legends deal with wwe.
You’re not rich. If you were you wouldn’t bartend at a strip club.
You’re not successful. If you were you wouldn’t need Konan to keep your name alive.
I hope that explains it.
@TheRealDisco You still need to explain yourself. Your wrestling, tweeting, and strip club bartending require explanation, as any outsider would clearly see you as a massive human failure.