him

[him @Dom_anic]

@UProngles Thank you Unofficial Official Prongles

[dylan saba @shaabiranks]

Does anything else get mongered besides fear and fish

[him @Dom_anic]

@baileyjh_ Do u remember what the monolgue was? Very important to know this 👍

[toe, lover (my whole body hurts a lot) @carobunga]

People killin people dyin
Peter Lois meg and Brian

[VividVivka 💜 @VividVivka]

Niche tweet

[him @Dom_anic]

@SithGrogu You've got this 😁

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

Nah man the Prime Minister elect has said “in this room right here beats the heart of our democracy” and there’s a bloke in an Elmo suit stood 2 yards from him

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Pleading insanity in small claims court

[Maung Thuta @CypressDahlia]

new political strategy just dropped

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

A real early rounds of the EFL Trophy feel to Local Elections. No fair-weather fans here, no glitz or glamour, just the real Election lovers and a few confused people trying to understand the format of the competition.

[jude @judecomputer]

the guy singing “don’t stop me now” at karaoke just sang “200 degrees that’s why they call me mr family guy” and i can feel it burrowing into my grey matter like a parasite

[Sangita Myska @SangitaMyska]

🧵We, British Indians, rarely get explicit mention in the discourse around racism. It’s because, in part, we’re perceived as ‘successful’ when compared to other PoC minorities.

That doesn’t mean we aren’t discriminated against; it means, we��re expected to put up & shut up

1/

[Simpsons Football Manager @FM_Simpsons]

Me to my player who put in a 6.3: "I am not happy with your performance today"

My player:

[him @Dom_anic]

8 years of this, I'm sick of it

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

This is what it feels like to get an email at work

[big duntles @biglunty]

everyone slags off taylor for flying a 20 minute drive to beat the traffic yet the *very* same people laud wallace and gromit for launching a rocket all the way to the moon simply to get some cheese. once again a man can laugh while a woman has to chuckle

[him @Dom_anic]

so much for fast food 😡

[Séamus Malekafzali @Seamus_Malek]

Elmo I'm gonna be real I am at my fucking limit

[The Exploding Heads @Exploding_Heads]

Ex footballer needs to promote their podcast

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

A crab catching a robots swinging blade might be one of the hardest things I have ever seen.