Dom 🤏

Diet Coke enthusiast

[Chad ⚡️ @Chadsonlight]

Is my mom suffering from postpartum depression when she yells at me to move out and get a job at 30 years of age

[David Santa Carla 🦇 @TheOnlyDSC]

When women see When men see
a child predator. a child predator.

[zach @ATL_Zach_]

Tua Tagovailoa as soon as the ball touches his hands

[Καλός @realKalos]

My wife when I ask her how to stop our toddler from crying:

[ChadWolf @ChadSpecialist]

"She was overwhelmed, she was stressed out and had no time to herself"

Impressive, now let's see her average daily screen time.

[two-headed boy @jetsetradioooo]

hinge will tell you you’re out of likes for the day and then show you dua lipa

[🐝 Bee 🐝 @SavinTheBees]

Tua Tagovailoa:

[no context dexter @oocdexter]

how it feels turning 26

[unclejohn @IuUnclejohn]

Gregory your ass is is mine.

[Vsk @TheVsk_]

Spiderman kissed MJ and she didn’t recognize him, dapped his homie up once and he instantly knew the OG

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Me at 12 years old discovering it does more than just pee

[TMZ @TMZ]

Vincent Pastore, best known for playing “Big P****” in "The Sopranos," has died at 80 💔🕊️ https://t.co/LM6B4IAa8G

[ᵖᵃʳᵒᵈʸ Mark Carney's Ego @MarkCarneyEgo]

I’m always open to civilized discussion.

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Shaq: what he do chuck

Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle

Earnie: a what?

Kenny: a pickle

Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck

Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man

Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck

[bing @bangbowbing]

me out the 2007 Ford Fiesta at 10,000 feet

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

Watching the homeless guy already day drinking while I’m on my way to work

[Gooey Tip @gooey_tip]

Was just given the company card