Dominic Cummings 🕗

Right hand man to Boris Johnson. Has government secrets so it means I can do whatever I want lol
(Parody) to stop you grassing twats crying

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

UPDATE: I shall be making a statement at the start of today's briefing. Boris did such a great job yesterday of fucking it up royally so I've had to step up and lie for myself instead.

[Michael @MichaelCook0116]

Leicester watching everyone go to the pub on the 4th #leicesterlockdown

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

We dont like you ya dick

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

UPDATE: Tomorrow will be the 49th day of the Govt’s boycott of @GMB during our worst crisis since WW2.
Anyone got any white feathers?

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

You tell them, my mate boris everybody

[Boris Johnson @BorisJohnson]

Racist thuggery has no place on our streets. Anyone attacking the police will be met with full force of the law. These marches & protests have been subverted by violence and breach current guidelines. Racism has no part in the UK and we must work together to make that a reality.

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

@GeorgeAllertz @kbug303 @ianabailey @JustinTrudeau He literally got sued for refusing to rent to black people and LOST. Trump tower the employees had to hide black workers when he came to visit

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

So this prick has been going on at me for my trip to Durham and testing my eye sight and now he's happy for his son to do it? Prick. Would love to twat you all over

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

Proud of my son for attending the #BlackLivesMatter protest which he found profoundly inspiring.
He told me he maintained social distancing as best he could in the large crowd. Not easy given many others weren't, but I'm glad he tried.

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

Open your eyes ya dick

[Matt Hancock @MattHancock]

A massive thank you to all those in the NHS & social care for all your efforts - we hugely appreciate it.

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

Van-Tam questioning me? Just taken him outside and kicked the shit out of him. Showed him

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

To the 61 MP's refusing to move on asking for me to resign. You're all fucking fired. Question me and YOU'RE OUT

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

So odd and suspicious isn't it Piers. Almost like it doesn't say in the small print. Love to twat you around

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

This is very odd & suspicious.
For the 5th consecutive day, the number of people tested is ‘unavailable’.
What is going on, @MattHancock - why are you hiding this very important fact from the public? 👇

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

People now kicking off because of the amount of people tested not being released??? READ THE SMALL PRINT YOU DICKHEADS. Won't tell you again

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

@piersmorgan Piss off

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

Bowlers name please?

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

@MissTMCgee @ManOnToday I'm in need of an office worker Sascha, Fancy it?

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

Fucking idiots aren't they

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

@piersmorgan Funny. Not. Twat

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

#ClassicDomExcuses piss off

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

@jssmith27541 Had enough of it Jess.

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

Grass

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

@piersmorgan Do what I fucking want, when I want

[Dominic Cummings 🕗 @DomCummings0]

2k followers. My royal subjects. Gonna address you all. Can't stand either of you. Pricks