Domenico Montini

I (try to) write funny things for a funny class.

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

Dogs are good because they're not cats, and cats are good because they're not dogs. But what about fish.

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

I'm glad I get to celebrate thanksgiving for no real reason. Can't turn down food, its unethical.

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

Getting jobs is as difficult as letting someone borrow your car. Only family and some friends are allowed.

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

You know how flip people's shit easy? Well, first you take a spatula...

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How long does it take to attach a number to a package? This day and age: around 5 hours. The future is bright.

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Berries are festive, right? They're probably more festive than pineapples.

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

There are many doors in life, but only one leads to the gender-neutral bathroom.

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Brie is the espresso of cheeses.

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

You can tell so much about a person by looking at their mug. Both kinds, but mostly the drinking kind.

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

A Giant's Dream: I never thought I would sob at a documentary about a giant fucking robot.

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We can learn a lot of from videogames. Killing yourself to save time is not one of them.

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

They say Dr. Strange is like a poor-man's Ironman, but then you see the pretty CG colors and you start doubting.

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

I've really been craving to watch A Goofy Movie again. Is that silly?

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Me: I always forget about #cutiesaturday
Friend: I know right, I wish they gave us a better heads up of when its happening.

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

I strongly believe that Soccer shoud have a deuce system.

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

In-betweeners: the bass guitarists of the animation world.

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

If high noon is mid-day, would mid-night be low noon?

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Friend: Wow Dom, you sure are good at being a Dom.
Me: Thanks, I'm surprised Rachel told you about that.

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My girlfriend's mom saw one of the nsfw pinups I drew on facebook. Her response was: "hehe"

[Domenico Montini @DomedyGold]

Hitman Monkey. Think about it.