“Our age of bronze is collapsing.”
“Oh no great Odysseus, what’s the cause?”
“Don’t be reductionist, Eurylochus. There’s no single cause. Persistent stressors on the palace economies, seismic activity, migration, disruption to the tin trade…”
everyone talked like they had the internet in the 20s but then the Depression turned everyone back into country hicks and set the culture back by nearly a century
“So this is your secret? You just tweet 500 times a day and like two or three of them go semi viral?”
“Got dang ol’ this diner makes, it's like this, makes the dang ol’ coke the gosh dang old fashioned way”