Dominque Drisko

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how I finish my presentations: So, um.. yea...

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If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

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Men always lose out on a good woman, because they're so use to dealing with hoes and don't know how to treat a real lady.

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Alcoholism is the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. - Mitch Hedberg

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i feel like every question should be answered with... GOOGLE THAT SH*T

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My favorite poem is the one that starts "Thirty days have September" because it actually tells you something.

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I can always make room in my stomach for the dessert no matter how full I am.

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Longest minutes in life: 1. Waiting for food out of the microwave. 2. Waiting for that one text/call.

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Sometimes you stop for a moment and realize that you never stop for a moment. And then you realize why you don't stop. And why you need to.

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That awkward moment when your parents try to be funny in front of your friends.

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Just remember that when nobody else was there for u, I was, and when nobody else gave a damn, I did.

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This isn't Burger King, you can't have it your way.

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Don't lie, I know you have another pencil bitch.

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I hate being ignored, I look like an idiot trying to get your attention.

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I only check my Voicemail to get rid of that little icon in the screen.

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If you try and don't succeed, cheat. Repeat until caught. Then lie.

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Fragile. Do not drop." -- Posted on a Boeing 757

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You wanna know whos amazing & got the cutest smile ever? Read the first word again :)

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When I'm at Home On a School Day, I Look At The Clock And Think, "Haa! Those B*tches Are In Math Class!"

[Anish @anishlak]

Don't overthink it, just let it go.