Dominik Antal Comedy

Slovakian Comedian

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Ideme so synom (5 rokov) autom z Lidla.
Na rádiu ROCK začne hrať Coldplay.
Ja automaticky reflexívne siaham na ľubovoľné číslo na rádiu, keď sa z detskej sedačky ozve: „Prepni to!“
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A to mu nikto nepovedal, čo je Coldplay, je to inštinkt ♥️

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Pamätný Deň bez cibule

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Me too, application, me too

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Oh the AC has been on already. Cool.

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Leaked pic from filming of the Slovak remake of Back to the Future trilogy in Čierny Balog.
"Wait a minute. Are you telling me you built a time machine... out of an old Škoda?" says Maťko Muška to Doktor Hnedko.
#bttf #ciernybalog #skoda #railway #horehronie #slovakia

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It's very lucky that the battle in the movie Independence Day takes place exactly on July 4. If the date was April 4, the president would say: "We're going to survive! Today we celebrate our International Day for Mine Awareness and Assistance in Mine Action!"

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Nemôžem hrať pétanque na mínovom poli. Nemám na to gule.

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I can't play pétanque in a minefield.
I don't have the balls.

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A deň šróbikov bude kedy??

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If they had discovered Easter Island on May 4, it would have been called International Firefighters' Day Island.

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Scandinavian furniture assembly instructions: pages of clear and simple step-by-step images that even an orangutan can follow.

Eastern European/Balkan/Turkish instructions: a sheet with a photocopy of three heavily pixaleted drawings of a guy building the thing, while smoking.

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Nikomu nenapadlo pretočiť hodinky z druhej na tretiu až v pondelok poobede? Tá hodina v noci mi chýba viac.

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Na zmene času je fajn že hodinky v aute už idú správne zas.

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Happy day of international women

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V Lidli treba zlepšiť zálohomat a výber hudby. Nielenže odmietol prijať prepravku a zasekol sa, ešte do toho zahrali aj tú najdepresívnejšiu pesničku od ABBA:

"The winner takes it all
The loser's standing small
Beside the victory
Prosíme obsluhu k fľaškomatu
That's her destiny"

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Spýtal som sa teda manželky či má nejaký nápad na program, keď má byť ten hlásený Valentín. Ona na to, že "pizzu a svätý pokoj".
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Ja tiež! Ona je naozaj tá pravá.

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I have two problems: The first one is that I need to order a couple of spare parts for a LEGO set in order to replace bricks that got lost over time, you know, for The Ship of Theseus set. And regarding the second problem...

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Me: It's cool that First Lady of the United States is from my country.

Them: But she's from Slovenia and you're Slovakian, aren't you.

Me: Oh now you're an expert.

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[assembling a new cabinet]
Wife: Hey, the baby is chewing on the instructions paper!
Me: It's OK, that one is in Bulgarian.