Jackson Kramer

If you support cops, fuck you. #Blacklivesmatter

[EnviousChimera @ChimeraEnvy]

Get in the robot, Shinji

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

[selling my company to Amazon for $13 billion dollars] No you see the problem is socialists are taking over

[Saberspark @Saberspark]

Chris Chan's defense attorney after watching 156 hours worth of YouTube documentaries for discovery

[Ancommie🏴🏳️‍🌈🍉🌻 @Ancommiey]

Kansas City Police officer shoots fellow cop when intending to shoot the suspect named Malcolm Johnson. She then incorrectly thinks the gunshot came from the suspect shooting and proceeds to shoot him twice killing him. KCPD tried to cover this up until video show was released.

[Dong Knobbler @DongKnobbler]

I’ve hit the quan. I’ve whipped. I’ve nae nae’d. I’ve done everything I can and nothing helps

[Saltydkdan @saltydkdan]

Jar Jar better be giving me head under the table if I'm paying $5,000

[Porter @ItsRetrop]

i stuttered twice at the drive thru so i just drove off

[stan denshaw “parody” @OptometristDan]

We tried voting. Now we try it my way.

[Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd]

My OB/Gyn started a new group practice one month ago in Austin. He told me that between midnight and 6am today, their office received 22 online requests for tubal ligations. In 6 hours. When most people are sleeping. The ladies are NOT okay.

[Kirsten Appleton @kirstenappleton]

The scene at the Supreme Court this afternoon

[Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com on Bsky @ErinInTheMorn]

Roe v Wade is dead.

It is no coincidence that we are watching abortion rights fall the same year the most anti-trans/lgbt laws have been passed in history.

These are two sides of the same coin in the same fight and the same people are fighting with the same justifications.

[Yotomoe @Yotomoe1]

RIP Everett Peck. Thanks for all the laughs.