Donald J. Satan

Reality star. POTUS. Beast. Scratch golfer.

[Donald J. Satan @DonaldJSatan666]

It's always WAY funnier in my head

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@FLOTUS @ONDCP If I’m a good boy I may get to do lines off her belly.

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@Yamiche @PressSec Did not know it was a question. Thought they were reciting Talking Heads lyrics. My bad.

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@JoelOsteen I love this song.

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@realDonaldTrump Thank YOU

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@SteveSchmidtSES Hey Stevie. Guess what. @Spotify paid $100MM for Joe Rohan’s idea of fun. Think about that. Libtard.

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Fuhrer. Fuhrerer. Fuhrerest. #IamtheFuhrerest ! #MailInBallots #FakeNews #VoterSuppression #DeFi #icanhazplan #COVID19 #coronavirus #BacktoSchool #CoronavirusPandemic #ThursdayMotivation #BidenHarris #Putin #PutinVaccine

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No second term spoilers! They need to vote first. But that’s the platform.

[Secretary Pompeo @SecPompeo]

You hang homosexuals, stone women and exterminate Jews.

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@SecPompeo Shhhhhh! Not until second term

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@IlluminateDark8 #SorosLoser

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It’s a Democratic hoax and the #FakeNewsMedia just want to make me look bad. #riots2020 #protests2020 #BLACK_LIVES_MATTERS #coronavirus #TrumpHasNoPlan

[Terrence K. Williams @w_terrence]

What happened to the Coronavirus?

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@realDonaldTrump SVU or the regular one?

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@kayissaboo I know I am but what are u? I’m glue and and you’re rubber. So go back to Mexico.

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Why do the blacks think I’m a #racist ? It is #SleepyJoeBiden who takes you for granted. I said police should bang heads not knee necks. #GeorgeFloydMurder is not my fault! I #BlameObama for the #riots and I support #POLICEOFFICER #MAGA2020 #NoMailInBallots

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@Yamiche Blah blah blah. #Obama #SleepyJoeBiden #minneapolisriots #VoterSuppression #MurderByCop #DisinfectantDonald Look over here. See? You’ve totally stopped paying attention to the 101K my fuckups have killed. #MissionAccomplished

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@AlanRob48714261 @vkimaniii @JoelOsteen Thank you!!! Have a MAGA hat at 10% off in our store on me!

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@vkimaniii I just have a guilty conscience. Know why? Cuz I’m a guilty President. But Fox News will never tell. Remember not to vote! I need 4 more years to finish looting this country

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@Mara_NaraSauce @GOP @PressSec Nice poster!!!

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This is all #OBAMAGATEGATE related!!! You’ll see. Also I told #policebrutality to bang suspects heads not knee the #BlackLivesMatter people’s necks! #riots not my fault. #NoMailInBallots #MAGA #Trump #Minneapolis

[Republicans @Republicans]

“While big tech is quick to censor the President, quick to censor some of his top employees, they are very reluctant, it seems, to label some of the actions by Chinese officials.” -@PressSec

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@JudyYou86214212 @JoelOsteen Yes. And also no #MailInBallots or I’m fucked

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@SeatTks @k1ngVeNoMM This