Don't fall for this. This is a cyborg controlled by the real @JeffBezos, who is now a cute (but mischievous) little monkey.
He escaped the home of Dr. Jasper Wilder and @DongoDaDolphin and has been pursuing space tech to source materials needed to turn him back into human form.
Our CEO is moving (possibly into his car) so help him have to move less stuff. Buy a bunch of Dong stuff, now at cheaper prices. Message @GoodToGoJoe1142 for discount code for extra savings.
"Our CEO is a Bum" sale is not one to miss.
https://t.co/5ecFoqnJF2
Kudos to @goblintownwtf for reminding folks to have fun during these bearish times.
Shoutout to those who never forgot and have held $DONG for a year straight.
Introducing the new collab between @DongoDaDolphin x @JeffBezos
We've been sitting on this for awhile. Decided it is too dope not to share.
Thanks to @JeffBezos for being a good sport and letting us turn you into a mischievous monkey.
Thanks for your participation.
Anyone else who wants to help, snag a board at:
https://t.co/XVvVkrz43J
Or just donate directly at:
https://t.co/y8sxvkM2C3
He's describing the Dongcord and OG Dong Lord roles, which there's like 6 left of.
Once we get to 100, Dongcord closes to public. OG Dong Lords will have voting rights as well.