Donkerple

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[Donkerple @Donkerple]

I tripped and accidentally demolished the Puzzle Palace

[Shrimpycake @BigPenny_]

Ass so fat it's... gulp....... scary

[🐛io • artfight i0lanthe @i0lanthe_]

Who ever invented sex had to be some kinda sick pervert

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

Dead deer in da soccer field

[im unc @bl1sterex1sts]

Big asses store more poop

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

Tried a new route on my way to work just to end up being yelled at by a guy whos just walking to his dog off the leash, expecting me to run after his dog, to which ive lost sight, realized the guy didnt care enough to be fast. So i carried on and realized the road turned back..

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

I like to believe that catholic and christian jesus are two separate people

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

@jayfoxcat My friend Brice but he doesnt have a Twitter

https://t.co/krIRqXLgqs

Heres link

[Mr. Biscuit @Personhavingfun]

Craving a cigarette is so funny Oh my daily dose of kill myself

[SoCharlie @socalledcharlie]

Them: you wouldn’t last a minute in my shoes.

Okay. You wouldn’t last a minute in my butt.

[soup🍓 @thrluv]

“safe to eat raw” would go crazy as a tramp stamp

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

Video games cause violence and porn cause boner

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

Bad habits make me die hard

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

Start referring to me as a candle with a big flame cause i think you should blow me

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

drowning myself in vinegar

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

I had a funny bit then i realized that Hitler probably fits all this girls green flags in men

Im dying

[Anastasiya Brown @_nontechnical]

Green Flags in Men (in general):

1. Has a close relationship with his parents (his mom especially)
2. Has hobbies (hiking, reading, playing guitar, etc.)
3. Goes to the gym or plays a sport (shows consistency and discipline)
4. Likes to cook (or at least tries)
5. Wears clean, neat-looking clothes (aka takes care of himself)
6. Owns a pet
7. Is religious
8. Has kind, funny, polite friends
9. Is motivated and driven

Bonus points if he grew up with sisters or female cousins (:

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

Megadonk

Coming soon next to your porn tab

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

Donk on er til she ples

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

guys i got hacked, I'm downing a thing of beer while watching strong young men tackle each other instead of that sissy music

[Donkerple @Donkerple]

Really liking the new Swift album