The Donkey Bench

Keeping tabs on Team Trump is a full time job. We lose sleep so you don't have to

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

Trying out @theTunnelBear so I can browse privately from my ISP https://t.co/RrH43El7Rg

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

It all makes sense now https://t.co/o6SiZguG9m #NetNeutrality #AjitPai #SundayMorning

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

If #RoyMoore wins in Alabama, can we just cut them loose and give Puerto Rico a shot as the 50th state? No need to replace the flags. More cost neutral than the GOP tax plan #FridayFeeling #NoMoore #AlabamaSenateRace #PuertoRico #FridayFeeling

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

@SenatorRounds I hope some day he asks you why you tacitly approved the candidacy of a child predator, so you can tell him, "I'm not going to make judgments on what the president does." No politician is beyond reproach.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Democrats have forced Rep. John Conyers to step down. Good to see them doing the right thing. I'm sure the GOP would do the same if someone in their ranks were even worse, like a child molester.

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

I’m defending the land I have left. Click https://t.co/gpuuZmsDxa to do the same.

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

The largest land heist in our history. We're sick and tired of being crushed under the weight of your greed @SecretaryZinke #MonumentalMistake

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

The largest land heist in our history. We're sick and tired of being crushed under the weight of your greed @SenOrrinHatch #MonumentalMistake

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

You just made a monumental mistake. #MonumentalMistake

[Bears Ears Inter-Tribal Coalition @savebearsears]

RT to #StandWithBearsEars! Tribal Leaders Extremely Disappointed over Action by President @realDonaldTrump to Revoke and Replace #BearsEars National Monument: “We will not stand by and let this happen without a fight.” https://t.co/8PuEZEVq0X @WhiteHouse #MonumentsForAll

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

I'm wondering if Alabama voters will elect a man they'd horsewhip, if they caught him messing with their own daughters.

[RiotWomenn @riotwomennn]

Trump & Republicans ... what a con on the white middle-class.

Too bad this Trump tax scam will also hurt the elderly, single parents & those with chronic illnesses.

Watch #MAGA @SenateGOP

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

John McCain is an American hero & one of the bravest fighters I've ever known. Cancer doesn't know what it's up against. Give it hell, John.

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

Hoping @realDonaldTrump steps down with as much grace as this Cold Open #wishfulthinking #TrumpRussia https://t.co/LsognQZMPx via @YouTube

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

At this point, I read everything @realDonaldTrump says in the voice of a 7-year old. https://t.co/oCi9ZG1xrH via @slate #TrumpRussia #resist

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

Can tweets be entered as articles of impeachment? Nothing says mentally stable head of state like this trainwreck tweetstorm #TrumpRussia

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Wow Sarah Huckabee Sanders is a disaster for the White House—Spicer hiding today didn't help things—He threw her to the wolves. #trumprussia

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

Watching Chris Cuomo tear @KellyannePolls apart was worth waking up this morning https://t.co/zVPMnwZ3Fx #Trumprussia #resist

[BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ @mmpadellan]

trump tells Reuters that presidentin' is hard (@JoyAnnReid!), he misses his OLD life. RETWEET if u wanna send him back to it. #FridayFeeling

[The Donkey Bench @Donkey_Bench]

@realDonaldTrump Just like you're preparing to strike those national monuments so you and your .01% buddies can rape more American land? You're a joke.