Donkey Adams

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

If only there was an experienced top-flight defender on the bench to advise on this kind of stuff... https://t.co/grCjrfLhmk

[Arsenal Relevant @ArsenalRelevant]

Photo: A lesson on how not to defend set pieces from Arsenal. #afc

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

Don't fret...we'll win the FA Cup next season...just as Arsene's contract is due to expire...

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

The tragedy is that Wenger will give a very similar team the opportunity to make amends in the first leg against Chelsea, before they proceed to get absolutely spanked.

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

In 45 minutes Walcott's value has dropped by £5m, and Jonny Evans has gone up £5m.

At this rate, a 3rd round FA Cup tie is going to cost us more than failing to qualify for the Champions League.

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

@WhovianLeap 4. Easily 4. 4 should narrate everything ever.

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

James Bond doesn't stand a chance with Moriarty and Voldermort plotting against him.

#Spectre

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

Wrong!

#DoctorWho https://t.co/Su3pTAHcnV

[Radio Times @RadioTimes]

Here's our ranking of every Doctor in #DoctorWho
https://t.co/lHByZ6Z3CT

[North Bank Nadim @NorthBankNadim]

Our fans are fucking ridiculous.

Pep wants Jonny Evans at City. We are also interested, and you say, “Jonny Evans is not good enough for Arsenal”.

I’m going to suggest - I mean, call me crazy - that Pep Guardiola knows a player better than fucking Arsenal Twitter.

[🇱🇹 Paul 🇺🇦 @Kolology]

I didn’t pretend Coutinho was better than Ozil for this shit.

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

@WhovianLeap Not sure who the hybrid is, but legend says his motto is 'Fake News'!

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

@TheArseneEra21 Although both statements can be true. They're not mutually exclusive.

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

@Nilstar1 Mine was 'never make eye contact when eating a banana'. 😂

[Arwyn Thomas @AGT79]

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[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

Apocalypse Soon

#TrumpMovieSequels

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

How can you play advantage but then give a penalty once a shot has been missed? The shot is the advantage.

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

@Nilstar1 The 'Most points in televised games' league, or the 'Most goals in a calendar year' trophy.

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

@VieiraPaddy Literally?

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

@AngryOfN5 @arseblog I think he's wily enough to realise if he unites the fans against the refs, journalists and pundits, it will make the atmosphere at the Emirates a lot more supportive of the team.

[Donkey Adams @DonkeyAdams]

Remember when Iwobi scored away at Everton and he was going to be the saviour, but now he's dog-shit apparently?

Don't do that to Maitland-Niles. Manage your expectations and give the lad a chance when he has an inevitable blip!

#arsenal