Tom Schneider

WSOP Player of the Year, chart topping Songwriter. CPA, CFO Consultant, Speaker, Announcer and Author of Oops I Won Too Much Money.

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

@Rich_Cooper He will spend more money during the marriage than he can imagine on her and her 2 kids.

I got 2 prenups signed and was glad I had them.

All women use the same lines. It’s not about the money. It doesn’t feel right planning for failure.

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

@KathleenWinche3 She sounds delightful

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

Love this account. Makes you realize the stuff you need to do doesn’t take that long. https://t.co/QR4bZ99JVV

[Kyle @learnmixgames]

Pass it like @PatrickMahomes @Chiefs

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

Hey @TomLeander you changed your number. Call me if you can. Thanks.

[Sherry Pluskota aka Peaches🍑🇺🇸 @SherryPluskota]

Many thanks to @DonkeyBomber for joining me, what an absolute legend in the world of poker! If you missed, the recording is pinned...enjoy!

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

Looking forward to this.

[Sherry Pluskota aka Peaches🍑🇺🇸 @SherryPluskota]

Looking forward to my second interview of @DonkeyBomber not only is he a four time WSOP bracelet winner and Player of the Year....but fingers crossed he brings his guitar and sings for us🤞🏼🙏🏻🎸

🚨Earlier This Week Only🚨

Friday 8/8, 6:30p ET 3:30p PT

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[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

I still think about this classic sometimes - hilarious.

https://t.co/AM70lno7jQ

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

@learnmixgames Love it there

[Kyle @learnmixgames]

I welcomed @DonkeyBomber to the 1st episode of Surviving the Series. A series on how past bracelet winners approach the @WSOP and their strategies that helped them bring home the gold!

https://t.co/4pYmXgJoSM

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

https://t.co/7F3kauKvBe

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

Looks like she has a nursing outfit on. Stay healthy my friends.

[Juanita Broaddrick @atensnut]

Whoa!!! Looks like a scene out of the “Shining.”

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

They would all go to DC and Hollywood.

[💋🩵 Tallulah @MtnMama406]

For the rest of 2024, let's start a program where illegals hunt down and dispatch sex offenders for a chance at citizenship.

We can call it "Aliens Vs. Predators." Hunger games in real life.

Thoughts?

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

@ReturnOfKappy Her facial features are on the bottom half of her face.

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

The news media have lost their way. Now ridiculing how high a Trump supporter can jump. @elomusk I guess you better work on your vertical.

[Catturd ™ @catturd2]

Panic.

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

This is funny

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

OMG...... I'm dead... 😂😂😂💀

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

I do play there. I like the new room. Great chairs and room. The tables are a bit funky with 1 &8 seat.

Not sure if I will play the state championship. I don’t like NLH anymore.

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

I might need to buy a dog as my food tester

[eve @eveforamerica]

Something strange has happened recently.

You know I don’t eat much meat, and when I do, I am very carful to procure it from quality sources.

However, I have steaks in my freezer that my husband has recently purchased from our grocery store, and when I trim them, I often give the scraps to my dogs.

Recently, on more than one occasion, my dogs have taken the scraps and then spit them out, refusing to eat it.

THIS ISN’T NORMAL.

I can’t help but wonder if lab grown “meat” is masquerading as real meat.

I don’t know what else could explain this.

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

You had me for a second.

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Sad to see you feel that way, Nathan. I am glad, however, you made a political choice of a presidential candidate an issue about dignity. For the record you don’t know which candidate I’m voting for, but your kind demeanor is making me genuinely consider both Biden and Trump in a truly calm, introspective way.

Just kidding, Nate. Blow me.

#INSTABLOCK

[Tom Schneider @DonkeyBomber]

Hey @JackEffel lots of confusion in the dealers choice. Solutions.
1. Have a limit dealers choice and a big bet dealers choice.
2. Use game plaque as the button. and when the plaque gets back around to the other plaques the game changes.