Donkeyologist

[PitBackle @PitBackle]

We didn't win against Iran but at least it didn't cost us 300 billion USD. 🤷‍♂️

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

Another one bites the dust.

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

@SkyNews It’s a rigged game. If a capable woman is attractive, society claims she only succeeded because of her looks. If she’s a solid, working class analyst like Emma Hayes, they reduce her to a kitchen setting. Either way, a woman's brain is completely denied.

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

@narindertweets The mental gymnastics required to rebrand a defeat as 4D chess is truly outstanding.

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

@Kathleen_Tyson_ In Iran, shocking handwriting is a doctor's trademark. This heart surgeon lives up to it.

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

@valuetainment Imagine bringing 1,000kg of boiled cod and brown cheese to a country that literally invented the brisket. Peak Nordic confidence.

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

@dailybritainonx An idiot is annoying, but an idiot with a platform and a political title is just dangerous. It’s infuriating. All this utter nonsense does is give men a reason to sit back and laugh at all of us because of her stupidity.

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

@piersmorgan Careful, Piers. Trump will probably think you’re a posh doorman and ask you to park his golf cart.

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

@cristo_radio @i8zios I don't mind her Cockney accent or working class background. She's simply a brilliant tactician with a great football brain.
Also, this studio set is shocking. It looks like a kitchen!

[Hk🐐🇵🇹🇯🇵 @UTD__Ronaldo]

🚨🎙️Roy keane : I Think referees turn blind eyes towards Messi , he should have received a red card that’s a bad foul straight to the back

🗣️ I respect Messi a lot for all his achievements but sometimes the allegations are obvious you can’t be the greatest of all time like this . I feel the referees repect him a lot or something is happening behind the scenes and a very bad performance from Lucas Zidane
#ARGALG

[The 44 ⚽️ @The_Forty_Four]

At half time during Iraq vs Norway the sprinklers malfunction and caused a lake in the box 😂😂😂

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

@DNZmaster @MartienBall 😂😂😂

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

I know for a fact leeroyjenkins is chewing his fingernails off right now.💀

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone named “leeeroyjenkins” just put $8.6M on Belgium to WIN their match vs Egypt today

This pays out $13,142,257.58 on Polymarket

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

Pain. Pure pain. 😬

[Polymarket Sports @PolymarketSport]

🚨BREAKING: Someone just put $1M on Spain to WIN their match vs Cape Verde today

This pays out is $1,085,943.48 on Polymarket

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Spain against Cabo Verde

[Futbol de Inglaterra @Mercado_Ingles]

🚨🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Increible la subtrama que esta pasando Inglaterra y eso que aun no han comenzado a jugar en el Mundial.

- Llegan a Estados Unidos y se reporta un tiroteo cerca de la base de sus entrenamientos en Missouri.

- Se ven afectados por un temblor de 6,1 en Estados Unidos, algo que no pasaba desde 1880 en aquella región de Florida.

- Varios jugadores sufren de quemaduras de sol e insolaciones.

- Les roban el equipamiento, incluyendo los botines de los jugadores, equipo de entrenamiento, equipo del personal de entrenamiento, balones y uniformes.

- El chef no pudo viajar con el equipo por que no le permitian ingresar al tren con cuchillos de cocina.

- Ahora el equipo recibio la orden de refugiarse este sabado en la noche despues de que se emitiera una alerta de tornado en gran parte de Kansas City y alerta de tormenta electrica.

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

@MickyJnr__ Welcome to America!

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

@piersmorgan 😂😂😂

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

@QuentinWillson 💔

[Donkeyologist @Donkeyologist]

@Obese_Ballerina @SueSuezep @RobertJenrick Yes, and they absolutely detest him. In their private gossip, they even call him foul and dehumanising slurs.