Don Marnell

Former Pro Wrestling personality. Former good #FPL player. Current bad #FPL player.

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

@Badboy1B @goddammitbrain @RobboSpence Take me back to Killian entering cheats, hungover in 135

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

Let’s say, hypothetically, a player got injured in the 1st minute of a World Cup match. Horrific injury. Medical team attend to him for 19 minutes and the game restarts on 20 minutes…

Would they still take their hydration break?

I know they would, it’s just ridiculous…

[𝕽𝖔𝖇 🇮🇪 @SportsRob_OG]

Gary Lineker on ITV

[Dan Fitch @MEWrestlingUK]

You people know who I am, but you don't know why I'm here ....

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

Proper Saved by the Bell storyline here. Love it.

[Paul Watson @paul_c_watson]

I've said it before, Portugal need to organise a fake World Cup for Cristiano Ronaldo during the real thing so he believes he's playing against DR Congo when all the players are actors. Genuinely think he'd fall for it, not sure he knows who any of his teammates are anyway.

[Swish 🍒 Tennis @Zwxsh]

Reporter: "No F-bombs please."

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

Reporter: "I'm gonna ask you one more question so please keep it clean, okay?"

Corentin Moutet: "Fuck fuck fuck."

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

@iamNOTphaby @goddammitbrain @RobboSpence this was watching every game with troll doll

[Tomo @twill_94]

It’s why football will slowly die out.

You’ve got Villa and Newcastle absolutely huge clubs and arguably on a par with Spurs, playing in Europe regularly not able to spend, but Spurs can finish x2 17th and spend what they want.

Same with Man United.

Broken system

[Lez 😝 @lesleyguildea37]

Why the fuck does Cherki have a Cork accent 😂

[Annemarie Dray @AnnemarieDray]

This is truly horrendous. Curaçao have just scored their first ever World Cup goal and have momentum and then they stop the game for commercials. Absolutely detest this. No place for this nonsense in football.

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

“Hydration breaks” up there with the worst thing to ever happen to the sport.

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

Will never understand why their national team is called United States Mutant Ninja Turtles

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🍿🇺🇸 OFFICIAL: Folarin Balogun, Man of the Match from FIFA for USMNT win over Paraguay.

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

I would trust any of my 7 mates to deliver this news better than this journalist.

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Newcastle are in talks with Osasuna over a deal to sign winger Victor Muñoz. 🚨

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

Romano’s so cringe man. All his posts like this give off the energy of when you’re 12 & texting someone for your mate.

“Brian is up for meeting you. I mean, he doesn’t care…and he’s got loads of other offers…but like, he’d meet you…if you really wanted or whatever.”

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Barcelona will NOT pay €30m buy option clause for Marcus Rashford, expiring in 5 days.

Rashford formally set to return to Man United but Barça remain open to new solutions, like another loan deal. ❗️

Barça are open to discuss again if #MUFC open doors. 🔵🔴

[Svensk Fotboll @svenskfotboll]

𝗧𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗲’𝘀 𝗔 𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗦𝗵𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗳 𝗜𝗻 𝗧𝗼𝘄𝗻 👮‍♂️

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

@svenskfotboll

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

@goddammitbrain That sounds like something Tracy Jordan would say in 30 Rock.

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

Some people out here living my dream…

[Gus @ballstothis]

A beer from all 48 countries playing at the 2026 World Cup in Canada, Mexico and the USA. Here we go!

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

@38_0app Surely I get bonus points for getting Roy Keane and Alf-Inge Haaland playing together in centre mid?!

[Don Marnell @DonMarnell]

@StevieBoylan This place is a cesspit now, man.

My absolute least favorite is when a fan of a club will post a transfer like “Ronaldo to West Ham, who says no?”

And 100s will quote tweet saying “Ronaldo! 🤣🤣🤣” and gets 100K+ engagement.