Don McFlurry

I am a simple, free, crypto advisor

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

Say what you like about the North Korean military, but they *really* understand ransomware.

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

@crownsterling_ I mean, I was not in a North Korean prison. I mean, it wasn't a prison. It was like a hotel. With security.

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

I'm pleased to announce that I'm offering to partner with @crownsterling_ to give them an air of respectability in these difficult times.

Also I am no longer in a North Korean prison.

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

Just drank a load of scotch with Ginger Ale and Mentos. Those fizzy fuckers get in everything.

[Cindy Eckert @cindypinkceo]

One thing a great entrepreneur absolutely refuses to do:

1. Not learn from their mistakes

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

Damnit! BZ told me it was safe to hire the Prodeum #crypto guys to work on https://t.co/St7THLFEos. NowI have to find out who moved all our ETH into https://t.co/v5gl4CQamd

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: white rose bath salts suck

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

Man those https://t.co/St7THLFEos guys know how to design a website. They should totally turn that into some sort of framework for other people to use.

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

Gotta say, those white rose bath salts suck. The hangover is terrible.

[44COIN @44Coin]

Our partners Rufinex are having a big upgrade over at https://t.co/4mSkeZ5Djp but your funds are safu

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

Ever have one of those days where you can't find your wallet password? Sometimes it makes sense to upload an encrypted binary to your portal. That way you can just keep on truckin' and if you forget, recover it from there. #OPSEC

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

Met two awesome Russian duded, told them about #44COIN. One gave me a bottle of perfume and offered me £5,000 to spray it in certain places around London.

I handed it back and told him I only accept #44COIN as payment. Or bath salts.

That perfume smelled good too!

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

I think I had sex with a leopard this weekend. At least judging by the spots I can see.

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

the black pepper has spicy notes but the eucalyptus really clears out those airways. shame you have to take half a kilo for any effect. still that white rose really pulled through

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

Oh sweet lord, I woke up in... something today. Got through a whole bag of this stuff.

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

@alexjbutcher I guarantee @44COIN has no bugs! NO BUGS! If there's a flickering, you should see a doctor or someone with a logic analyser.

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

@mud2guard You saw my black tar heroin bag?

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

This is basically the DAO hack on a smaller scale. I hope @VitalikButerin gives me my money back. Thank fuck it wasn't something decentralised like Bitcoin!

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

Hey @VitalikButerin I just lost 6 ether, how can I roll it back?

[Don McFlurry @DonMcflurry]

Who the fuck is 0x575982e561218a0083606b9Db835280591396f98 and what are they doing with my ethereum?