Andrew Smith

Inline speed skater, Christian, Philospher

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

@metraMDW @OnTheMehtra I mean, #thechimes. I can’t hardly think straight. Wonder how they are doing in the quiet car.

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

#thechims are so loud in this car on the @metraMDW today I may go deaf @OnTheMehtra. At least I won’t be able to hear them anymore…

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

Clean-up @OnTheMehtra. #metramayhem #MDW @metraMDW #commonsenselost #ifeelold #getoffmylawn #totaldisrespect #dontbethatguy

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

@stefgoliszewski @OnTheMehtra Hopefully you aren’t sitting down below, you might actually end up being victimized by this…

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

Bunch of savages @OnTheMehtra. #metramayhem #wetseats #toocloseforcomfort

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

@ellabells67 @OnTheMehtra He doesn’t look like a regular, not that it should excuse this disturbing lack of decorum.

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

Sry sad to hear of the death of @JarridWilson. I hope he has found peace and I pray for his family.

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

@isMetraLate This seems backwards. Shouldn’t it be 14% are on time?

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

@mythosopher Happens more often as you get older. I blame the stress of meaningless existence and the constant struggle to find meaning. You know, #life…

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

@tinygorgon @mythosopher I will trade you my 2.5 kids for your six houseplants. I don’t have the picket fence so can’t include that in the deal for the roommate.

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

Well this is fun. @metraMDW train 2216 at least 14 minutes late. But this may be the 2214, which is worse. Just Monday #metramayhem @OnTheMetra. @isMetraLate doesn’t have updated data today. #blamemetra Oh, if you are keeping score, #signalproblems.

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

Getting @OnTheMetra like…

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

@GenePark @mythosopher And GenX be like…

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

@Addy_Clark @OnTheMetra Are you sure your train was early and the train ahead wasn’t really late? #existentialdilemma

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

@mythosopher To be fair, I feel this way every day when I get up st 5 am, usually just want to go back to sleep.

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

What if, as part of state gun owner licensing, every gun owner was required to show up and drill monthly with the State organized militia?

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

@rachelr1977 @OnTheMetra @metraHC It’s the earbuds. If they took them out before trying to speak…

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

@WhippleMarc I am getting better but always have found time keeping a struggle unless built directly into the workflow. We just switched to Practice Panther and are having good early results.

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

@WhippleMarc Hope you were taking good notes! I lose a ton of time if it isn’t contemporaneous.

[Andrew Smith @Donnybrook1201]

Whenever the announcement for delays @OnTheMetra states “accomodating passengers,” it seems like they are blaming us. Also, good luck to all the commutes attempting to survive #Lollapalooza2019 traiffic.