Martin the paranoid android

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

Find me at https://t.co/9FN6P5ba2j

No idea what happened to the d.

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

@elonmusk When do asshats rise, Elon?

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

@c_lindner @katjaberlin Wieso tangiert dich das? In deiner Welt macht die Steuer doch eh jemand anderes als man selbst?

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

@kristinnoeline Different time zones

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

@Uluka1 Der Content hier ist echt kacke.

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

Sprinkled some thoughts over on https://t.co/Ou01IB9gHc. Not gonna cross-post cuz fuck this place.

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

"We neede some way to descend verye quicklye. Just to rapidlye plummet. Faster than anythinge koude falle. Otherwyse we will nevir get wher we neede to go."

"Quick, grab hold of thys Tesla stock!"

"You genius. You. genius!"

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

@FensterRentner @Hasenpaar Dat machste aber nich wenn die Kneipe sich plötzlich inne Nazibar verwandelt, oder, dass du dann bis inne Puppen bleibst?

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

Hey but that’s all right. That sad fuck just looooves his football.

[Susan Simpson @TheViewFromLL2]

jfc, how sad a sack of shit do you have to be to play the martyr for being a billionaire who did a hostile takeover of an international communications platform

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

Also, in case you feel like tracking stuff: https://t.co/Y8VTnT1Zp6

[Todd Vaziri @tvaziri]

When they write books about the rise and fall of Twitter they absolutely have to include this epic exchange. Two privileged nepo babies with a performative statement of their shitty politics with a staggering misread of a piece of art being told to fuck off by the art’s creator.

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

DON’T SHARE THIS!

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

@gruber Potayto potahto! Just trolling ;)

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

@gruber Dunno how long I’ll stick around here. Would still love to send you #dftypo -s. The Jagger on the elephant-site is you, right?

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

Once more with feeling (of dread) [email protected]

[Ethics in Bricks @EthicsInBricks]

What is good?

Kant: Act in line with duties
Aristotle: Strive for excellence
Bentham: Do the math
Arendt: Think for yourself
Musk: Don't disagree with me

[Martin the paranoid android @DonSqueak]

Once more with feeling (of dread) [email protected]

[Stuart Wellington @flophousecat]

Fingers crossed it’s about a muscle-man trying to become the best painter of little Warhammer guys in the whole world

[Chaucer Doth Tweet @LeVostreGC]

Just a parfit daye
Drinke sangria yn the park
& latir when it groweth dark
We wende home

Just a parfit daye
Fed animals yn the zoo
And latir a movye too
& then home

O, swich a parfit daye
Most swete to have spent it wyth thee
O, swich a parfit daye
Thou dost keepe me hanging on

[VICE News @VICENews]

In 24 hours, Elon Musk banned accounts he said he never would, made up new rules to justify it, threatened legal action against a 20-year-old, pontificated on how doxing is banned on the platform, and then immediately doxed a man.
https://t.co/8PVSe25z3Y