Ben Dover

♈️ Don’t invite me if my dog can’t come too.

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

Updated pics of my lil baby because she’s grown so much. 🥹 #MaryjanePatrice

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

@Semiprolivedfw I gotta drop. I’m operating in CST! 😅 just want to say that you all are doing remarkable work! 👏🏾 I’m inspired. Keep yalls foot on the gas! Rooting for your success from Austin, TX! 🫶🏾

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

I came into the office today because it’s Friday & nobody usually comes in on Fridays… welp, tell me why it’s just me & the VP of my department here!? 😅

I was trying to dip early, but now I can’t leave until after he leaves bc he saw me what time I pulled up. 🫠😭 #FridayFail

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

🙄 & I know most folks work onsite 5 days a week… but damnit, that hasn’t been MY experience for the past 4 years! I can’t & don’t even want to imagine. 😭

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

Tell me why I get in this MF, & it’s being speculated that they trying to get us back in office 5 days a week?! 😩😭

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

I’m back at work after my week vacation. On my drive in to the office this morning, I said to myself, I’m so grateful I am able to work from home on Monday’s & Friday’s, bc I was grateful that I have a buffer ESPECIALLY after vacation…

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

Whew, I am… annoyed.

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

My dad is a Pisces.

If you know… then that’s all you need to know, really. 🤷🏾‍♀️😂

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

My dad loaned me his good umbrella a few weeks ago when it was raining real bad…

Long story short, I got LIT that night & left it propped up in a bar - never to be seen again! 😩

He’s asking about it, so now I’m on Amazon looking for a doppelgänger. 😅

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

My bestie said, “YES!” To the love of her life. 🥹💕

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

Tonight was LOVE! 🥰💕

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

You know it’s some shit when I’m sitting alone at a bar on a Wednesday afternoon. 🫠 #JesusTakeTheWheel

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

How is tomorrow the 1st of July?! Swear, it feels like I just paid rent a week ago. 😒

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

I came to McD’s because my niece wanted some breakfast items from here, & wuddaya know… my beloved steak bagel is back! 🥹 God’s plan. I would’ve never known otherwise!

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

I have a solid group of girl friends that pour into me & love me wholeheartedly.

But this summer, I need a me a homegirl to strictly turn up & do bald headed hoe shit with. 🤸🏾‍♀️

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

Have a whole fall out or breakup with someone, then here go iPhone funky ass with a full blown slideshow featuring every photo you’ve ever taken with that person. 😒

Diabolical.

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

I feel like I need to cry but the tears won’t fall. 🥹

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

A good shroomie induced cry would do me some good right now. 🥹

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

I appreciate people with good insight & and willingness to share it.

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

I don’t NEED the extra space, I just want more room to roam & a place for guests to stay should anyone ever want to visit me. - I also, REALLY like the idea of not having carpet in the living room! 🫠

[Ben Dover @DontAbortCort]

Renew my current 1 bed 1 bath lease on the 2nd floor for $1225 OR move to a 2/1 in the same complex on the 1st floor - no carpet, for $1400? 🤔

Decisions, decisions.