Barry Beats

Crafty like Magic, Savy like Bird, Clumsy like McGee || Big Anti Trent Dilfer || Part Time NYC Fast Food Blogger #Hookem

[Kevín @KevOnStage]

Sheepstealer speaks on the aftermath of episode 1.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

“Yeah let see if he can get through this last batter.”

*500 Foot Foul ball later*

“I’ve seen enough”

[Barry Beats @DontBeatBarry]

@FBallAnalysisYT @Deadhead_Horn Awful take football guy. Buster Posey is a top 5 catcher of all time and first ballet hof. Check his stats, tell me I am right and still to the pigskin Champ.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Despite the 9-17 start to the season, the Mets broadcast reminds fans to not jump off the Vessel

[Aakash Gupta @aakashgupta]

Four humans are about to fall into a 10,000°C wall of plasma at 25,000 mph with a heat shield NASA knows is flawed. Tomorrow evening. Off the coast of San Diego.

Orion hits the atmosphere at 36 times the speed of sound. The air can't move out of the way fast enough, so it compresses into a shockwave twice as hot as the surface of the Sun. The plasma ionizes the surrounding air and blocks all radio signals. For several minutes, the crew is falling faster than any humans have ever traveled inside a spacecraft, and nobody on the ground can talk to them.

The heat shield is 186 blocks of a material called Avcoat glued to a titanium skeleton. It works by charring, melting, and disintegrating on purpose. The destruction of the outer layer is the cooling mechanism. There is no backup system. No redundancy. The heat shield works or the crew doesn't come home.

The Artemis I heat shield came back with over 100 locations where chunks had ripped off. NASA spent two years figuring out why, concluded it was gas pressure building up inside the material during reentry, and decided not to replace the shield. They changed the flight path instead. Steeper angle, less time in the danger zone. NASA Administrator Jared Isaacman said publicly that this approach "is not the right way to do things long term."

The capsule will slow from 25,000 mph to 17 mph in thirteen minutes. Parachutes don't even deploy until the last four. Everything before that is managed by a curved piece of titanium and glue entering air twice as hot as the Sun.

Tomorrow at 5:07 PM Pacific, San Diego might hear a sonic boom. That sound is four people betting their lives on NASA's math being right.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

Great run for Gundy. Sucks the program fell apart.

[Barry Beats @DontBeatBarry]

@Ryanair I’m not gonna lie, I have to take the biggest dump of this old timers life while aboard a flight to London. How much do you charge per hour additional for a seat on the #YellowThrone?

[Barry Beats @DontBeatBarry]

@Ryanair I have to take a massive dump on my way to London. How much do you charge per hour for a seat on the #YellowThrone?

[Barry Beats @DontBeatBarry]

#HeReturns Good luck this season whipper snapper #Hookem

[Trevor Cook @TrevorCookEQ]

Manager report day! Season 13 for me. Excited to kick it off with a special group of managers.

Now we go. 🤘

[Mark Cuban @mcuban]

This is awful. Let's hope she is ok. She is a legend that every NBA fan is excited to see show up at half time

[Barry Beats @DontBeatBarry]

@Champagneqetey @InsideTexas Calm down #LilPetey i.e. the #OriginalLilBrother. I know you’re sensitive about having 0% success in Spring sports and headed towards a dud in the Fall, but you don’t have to cry about it publicly. You’re better than that (I think).. #HookEm

[Barry Beats @DontBeatBarry]

@Champagneqetey 🧹🧹🧹🧹 we take your coach and now your weekend’s entertainment. Better grab some 🍿🍿🍿 lil Petey because @AggieBaseball and @TexasAggieJudo are in trouble 🐂🐂🐂

[Texas Baseball @TexasBaseball]

and it’s goodbye to A&M 🤘

#HookEm | @TheCottonWatch

[Barry Beats @DontBeatBarry]

@Champagneqetey sending 5 of these bad boys to you so that you have something to play with while @AggieFootball loses in the Bahama Bowl and while @TexasFootball fights for a Championship. Send me your address Sport 🏈🏈🏈

[Dat Baw @rougarou1393]

That’s not milk… #damngoobers

[Barry Beats @DontBeatBarry]

@Champagneqetey #CryBabyPetey back at it with his sad outpouring of support for his university. Admit it.. it’s a bit odd.

Guess it makes sense when your baseball team has joined the football team in the category of irrelevant things to talk about in April….
#AprilAggieShowers😢😢😢

[CJ Vogel @CJVogel_OTF]

The legend is back.

@ontexasfootball

[Ben Stevens @BenScottStevens]

All men die, but few ever truly live.

Cinnamon Roll did.

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

Dudes will pick up the coolest hobbies

[Will Compton @_willcompton]

There isn’t enough Dan Campbell content to consume on the internet

I truly need it all

[Kalshi Football @KalshiFB]

The "Hefty Lefty" Jared Lorenzen could BALL.