Jake from State Farm

People Intrest me, conversations don't
- House M.D

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

I'm still alive, jus saying

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

murda benz chillen with my lady

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

Liberia is running out of body bags because of #Ebola, which has killed nearly 4,500 people in West Africa. http://t.co/tMZAbE8TSH

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

That moment of victory when you look an enemy in the eye as they accept their silent defeat >>>>

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

Oops... Sorry mb

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

Too many fake friends out here. I think most of you throw around friendship too loosely. "they aint ur friends they jus associates"

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

@sarahhish look at your phone

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

Love how my friends casually tell me their going to Nantucket, and dont invite me. Real smooth fuys real nice.

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

I think about you baby and I dream about you all the time

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

Im here without you baby but you're still on my lonely mind

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

I can say ive been in more worse situations than the one im currently in.

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

sacrificed sleep for this.

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

I cant stand when people brag about themselves, especially when its about non-impressive things. Talk about attention seeking

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

Every real woman deserves a man who own up to his mistakes, fight for her even when shes wrong, and strive to make their goals a reality.

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

Second late night thought. Dont ever eat my lunch meat in the fridge ill $*€¥!£# kill you

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

Waking up in the middle of the night without bae<

[Complex Sports @ComplexSports]

Brady has a 158.3 passer rating so far. A perfect passer rating is 158.3

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

Got Ebola who's trying to chill

[Jake from State Farm @Dontgetlostt]

Been stranded at this family ish gathering forever ergggh wtf