Donald Trump’s Dildo

I’m Donald Trump’s gigantic dildo and I’m sick of his shit, too. This is not a parody account, I am Trump’s actual dildo. I’m a talking dildo with a Twitter.

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@cori_papa @DevinNunes @MariaBartiromo And this is why we need better education in this country 👆

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@RodPhil78212531 @KariLakeWarRoom @KariLake Fake Christian

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@KariLake @realDonaldTrump How will he do that from jail?

Also, this tweet doesn’t have very many likes…

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@KariLake You don’t have a soul, demon

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@KariLake Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Trump is a loser,
And so are you!

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@KariLake Your likes are dwindling.

Seems like people are forgetting about the sore loser that is Kari Fake.

Make sure you don’t forget, fascist:

Fuck and around find out 😇

#RepublicanClownShow

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@KariLake You couldn’t fill up that tiny room…

Pathetic!

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@KariLake Blah blah blah.

No evidence.

Boring!

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@BrandiUWright @KariLake You look like Mrs. Piggy if she had AIDS

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@KariLake God will cast you into Hell for your blasphemy, witch.

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@KariLake Boring!

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@RSBNetwork Boring!

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@KymPossible26 @KariLake The sad delusional life of a Republiklan

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@FightClubTesla_ @KariLake @katiehobbs Fuck around and find out.

We won’t tolerate fascists in office, period.

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@KariLake Illegal DISINFORMATION CAMPAIGNS have consequences. Remember, you brought what’s coming on yourself.

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@KariLake You didn’t.

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@NickAdamsinUSA The real alpha males are charging Kari Lake because she is a criminal.

And all you will do about it is whine on Twitter like a teenage girl.

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@TweetyBirdBuffy @harryjsisson Exactly.

The fact that alt-right leaders have been convicted of sedition for charging into the Capitol that day makes it an insurrection.

So, it was an insurrection.

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@isabellarileyus So men that think men and women should have equal rights are horny beta creeps?

Nah.

Women who don’t know the definition of feminism are confused airhead losers.

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@KariLake Two half wits equal a whole dumbass!

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@KariLake @realDonaldTrump You lost. Trump lost. You’re losers. I pity the fool that believes a single word you queef out your meat hole