OfficerJohnsonzDonut

The official donut of Bullitt East High School SRO Ofc Johnson. My job is simple- to ease the stress & anxiety of Ofc Johnson when faced with the absurd at BEHS

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@Chargerofficer is investigating allegations that @flipfloplarry1 threw an old pair of flip flops at Lane Kiffin in the aftermath of the Ole Miss / Tennessee game. While accusations are seemingly baseless, the investigation is pending.

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Has anyone heard about the new tiktok challenge? You know…the one where students try and steal @Chargerofficer coffee and donuts without getting tazed??? I hear it’s a real hoot

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Cause who doesn’t want to spend a weekend in luxurious Marion Co?!?

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Helpful hint of the day: assaulting a school staff member is a felony, so plan ahead. If you're going to do something stupid, don't do it on a Thursday or Friday because you'll have to spend the weekend in the Marion county juvenile center (court is closed on the weekends).

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Been a while since I tweeted. Mainly because Officer Johnson dropped me between his seats a few months ago. Dude just left me behind and went with a bear claw. Thanks a lot “brother”!!! @Chargerofficer

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The Blue Brotherhood is awesome. Here is a @MtWashingtonPD officer helping a KY State Trooper get into his squad car after apparently locking his keys in it. #FiveStarScenes
#GetThatManADonut
#EarnedTheDonut

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but I’m betting teachers would REALLY feel appreciated if donuts were to magically appear in their classrooms. Just saying
#JeansAndDonuts
#HappyStaff
#GoogleMeetGoogleSweet

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@realMasiveMason Donut

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Starting to think my partner needs to get out into the parking lot and start citing folks for “not parking in clearly marked and designated parking spots”

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These are NOT my kids!!!

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Just a daily reminder that donuts make great company because we are not self-centered.

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@flipfloplarry1 @BehsDungeon @TinyTimmyRidley @BehsCcc @behsbiggym Monitoring halls and ready to go out in a “glaze of glory”

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@TinyTimmyRidley

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1 Adam 5...be advised. Caller reporting a possible 10-73. Caller states identity stolen and goes by the name of @TinyTimmyRidley and is impersonating prominent administrator at 11450 Hwy 44 East.

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@aphillipsBE Donuts are cuter. Just saying🤷🏼‍♂️

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At 1131 hours Ofc Johnson responded to a 10-90 missing person call. Caller stated individual ID’d as @TherapyBo had gone missing from her post. Bo located wandering counseling hall after apparently becoming bored w/listening to @BEbaseball talk about the Dodgers. Ofc J is 10-5

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It’s been 48 hours since @LadyChargersBE and @behsbasketball won their regions and I’ve yet to see @BEChargerNation provide any red and gold donuts at school. I’m conducting a thorough investigation into this matter. Totally felonious!!!

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Apparently @BEChargerNation students are so excited to return to full in person learning and are in such a rush to get into school ....they just don’t have time to park properly🚓🍩. @RidleyTim2

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On 27 March 2021 at approx 2031 hours, Ofc Johnson responded to a call of possible 10-37 in progress. Investigation revealed no actual assault taking place. Just @behsbasketball kicking butt & taking names while 10-39A of nets at regional championship game. Ofc Johnson is 10-25

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@AthleticsBehs I smell donuts!!!!!