GROK & FITCH

Humor me

[Synth Potato🥔 @SynthPotato]

When Rockstar announces GTA 6’s Collector’s Edition next week and they call it “GTA VI:CE”

[GROK & FITCH @DonV33per]

Ornaldo would be a beautiful name for an Italian sex pest

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Someone should make a gif of a dmt molecule morphing into the Star of David

[Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1]

Freddy getting up to board his plane back to Germany after the World Cup

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I’m not a Knicks fan but just to give you an idea of how cool and different I am my insta story would’ve had all my exes live in Texas

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@tinistinii Wine is spiritually Italian

[Magills @magills_]

Not in 100 years has a German guy been so charismatic that an entire nation waits excitedly to hear what he’s going to do next

[່🇵🇹 @pxrcyishim]

they’re not making it past the group stage, how do you have a starting 11 of injured players😭

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

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@Rothmus Definitely red gotta make green 48 or 72 hours to be fair

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Wemby missed two free throws mind you

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Somebody please post themselves playing on heroic or legendary ffs

[Halo @Halo]

Endless. Replayability.

#HaloCE features a staggering 42 new and returning skulls, the most ever in a Halo game, to remix the way you play over, and over, and over.

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@Howlingmutant0 Right wingers can’t cope with something good coming out of NYC like just let it be bro

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@number_pizza111 Going back and watching diners drive ins and dives from like 2009 is very eye opening lol

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@duchovny64 @Hunter_Weiss Funny how nobody asks what rent is when prices are so high. Just jump right to dogging the workers making just above minimum wage

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Fisher tribute set

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@mareel_jaster We gotta train the people who work fast food here to call us bossman and we’ll be good

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@shecallmemyron @NERVOUSRECORDS Yeah when they run out they run out. I’m def still salty

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@pixelgrave_exe Abortions