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¿what the retinal seared sociopathic fuck is with vehicular headlights?

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Almost there… https://t.co/fcBNNBJG7I

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@SethAbramson Scathing rebuke NYT! Most fun this summer—algae malfeasance? ICE~høle brutality? SCOTUS guts the Constitution? tmurp getting *owned* by Iran? explosive…y’know? the führerbünker? $86.47/gal gas? Security Threat Barbie? Rigor McTortoise’s McCoverup? Epstein’s vanishing act?
#Fun

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@SethAbramson Scathing rebuke NYT! Most fun this summer—algae malfeasance? ICE~høle brutality? SCOTUS guts the Constitution? tmurp getting *owned* by Iran? explosive…y’know? the führerbünker? $86.47/gal gas? Security Threat Barbie? Rigor McTortoise’s McCoverup? Epstein’s vanishing act?
#Fun

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@DanRobDataGuy @ML3democrats Thanks, Dan!

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@LindaKenney70 @ML3democrats Mmm’k…says the worshipper of The Pyrite Pedophile™️ and non~existent deities. Call me when you’ve figured out basic grammatical contractions—

People can be taught how to hate…
People can be taught how to spell…
But apparently it’s one or the other.

#ReligionPoisonsEverything

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@ML3democrats https://t.co/DSnlo1wZfL

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@ML3democrats he fukked up these things too—
Veterans, basic human decency, LEO’s/law enforcement, Fetterman (such that he was), SNAP, A.I., Bill Maher, having bone~spurs, Crypto~any/everything, Spain’s celebration, FIFA, Florida (such that *it* was), Mt. Rushmore, Florsheim…
#ICanKeepGoing

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@ML3democrats You missed—
Lives of *countless* children, NATO, Secret Service, The Pentagon, The Fed, The SEC, The FCC, JCPOA, all the D.C. fountains/bronze statues, The West Colonnade, Parks Service, MSM, Social Media, the entire GOP, the Chiefs game, Jeffrey, Natalie, Reality
#ICanKeepGoing

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@ML3democrats https://t.co/uyoN9cualc

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@ML3democrats Animals suffered his fukkery too—
Elephants, wild horses, Orange Chicken, chicken T.A.C.O.’s, dogs/cats/geese of the people who live there, sharks/respective batteries, the entire cast of The Lion King, eagles (real and/or symbolic), turkeys, leopards, even gave rats a bad name…

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@ML3democrats And also fukked up—
The Ellipse, the eclipse, Davos, assassination “attempts”, SS, ACA, Medicaid, HHS, FDA, CDC, evangelicals, toupees, catering carts, Air Farce 1, Fonzie’s thumbs~up thing, golf, casinos, UFC, pardons, J6 prosecution, red ball caps, truth, women…
#ICanKeepGoing

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@ML3democrats Animals suffered his fukkery too—
Elephants, wild horses, Orange Chicken, chicken T.A.C.O.’s, dogs/cats/geese of the people who live there, sharks/respective batteries, the entire cast of The Lion King, eagles (real and/or symbolic), turkeys, leopards, even gave rats a bad name…

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@ML3democrats he fukked up these things too—
Veterans, basic human decency, LEO’s/law enforcement, Fetterman (such that he was), SNAP, A.I., Bill Maher, having bone~spurs, Crypto~any/everything, Spain’s celebration, FIFA, Florida (such that *it* was), Mt. Rushmore, Florsheim…
#ICanKeepGoing

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@ML3democrats And also fukked up—
The Ellipse, the eclipse, Davos, assassination “attempts”, SS, ACA, Medicaid, HHS, FDA, CDC, evangelicals, toupees, catering carts, Air Farce 1, Fonzie’s thumbs~up thing, golf, casinos, UFC, pardons, J6 prosecution, red ball caps, truth, women…
#ICanKeepGoing

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@ML3democrats You missed—
Lives of *countless* children, NATO, Secret Service, The Pentagon, The Fed, The SEC, The FCC, JCPOA, all the D.C. fountains/bronze statues, The West Colonnade, Parks Service, MSM, Social Media, the entire GOP, the Chiefs game, Jeffrey, Natalie, Reality
#ICanKeepGoing

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@ML3democrats Animals suffered his fukkery too—
Elephants, wild horses, Orange Chicken, chicken T.A.C.O.’s, dogs/cats/geese of the people who live there, sharks/respective batteries, the entire cast of The Lion King, eagles (real and/or symbolic), turkeys, leopards, even gave rats a bad name…

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@ML3democrats he fukked up these things too—
Veterans, basic human decency, LEO’s/law enforcement, Fetterman (such that he was), SNAP, A.I., Bill Maher, having bone~spurs, Crypto~any/everything, Spain’s celebration, FIFA, Florida (such that *it* was), Mt. Rushmore, Florsheim…
#ICanKeepGoing

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

😭🇮🇷 The Iranian LEGO guys just made a Natalie Harp video.

I genuinely wasn’t prepared for this level of internet chaos. 😂

The internet has officially lost the plot.

Did you see this?

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#NatalieFukkingHarp is our goddamm president now.

https://t.co/CQVNmBw5UX

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(🚨) BREAKING: Evidence Is Mounting That Natalie Harp Is a Major National Security Vulnerability for America

🔗: https://t.co/gsl965wv3H

It’s bad, folks. Really bad. Read this and you’ll see why MAGA is more upset about Harp being investigated than America losing the Iran War.

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At this point she has become inextricable to the existing risk he poses, deepening it considerably and making the two risks effectively one greater one

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@Amy_Siskind Here’s what is known about #Natalivankalania—

https://t.co/CQVNmBw5UX

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@Amy_Siskind Here’s what is known about #Natalivankalania—

https://t.co/CQVNmBw5UX

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

(🚨) BREAKING: Evidence Is Mounting That Natalie Harp Is a Major National Security Vulnerability for America

🔗: https://t.co/gsl965wv3H

It’s bad, folks. Really bad. Read this and you’ll see why MAGA is more upset about Harp being investigated than America losing the Iran War.

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@Amy_Siskind Very little’s known about *where* she came from—her origin story is a lie, she’s an *enormous nat’l security threat*, and she’s catering to his most twisted intrinsics.
She’s running him and the country right now, let that sink in.

#86TheEmpathy

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