Shit Office Doodles

Keep up the doodling. Pipe dreams are good.

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You didn’t say you only had one go. You said the first person to shout out the answer wins.

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I can make that dream come true to AKA for you

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Your interests. Pubs?

Guilty

Sports?

Yeah yeah.

What sport do you play?

Squaaash.

I’ve played you at squash you’re rubbish.

Well I’m not gonna have to play her am I just…

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Tim Canterbury. The Canterbury Tales. Chaucer. Shakespeare.

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“Had a bit of a scare earlier. Thought I found a lump. I examine myself regularly but it’s fine. Terrifying. Testicular cancer. Cancer of them old testicles. What’s that?”

“A bit of brie”

“What, from down the…”

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Remember that, Inside Paper. My ugly mug on the front ooh no. Embarrassing.

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“He’d probably end up with the brother”

“No I wouldn’t, I’d push the brother out the room, and I’d get the other three and I’d bend them all over and I’d do the drummer, the lead singer and that one who plays violin…. Oooooh see. Your fault putting…filth in peoples minds”

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“Who’s Cooper and who’s Webb?”

“Neither of us”

“I bet you get that all the time, do you?”

“No”

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“You’ve let yourself go a bit though don’t you”

“I’ve let myself go? Look at yourself, you’re an embarrassment love”

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How many fingers have I drawn Brent with this week? If you’re counting.

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“Before I go though, promise me you’ll remember one thing, yeah? Just remember”

*You’re the best. Better than all the rest*

@rickygervais

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@_jonpalmer @OutOfOfficePod_ Might rain, hope not hope not

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@OutOfOfficePod_ Gareth innit

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@OutOfOfficePod_ Just because you’re a success in your life people will tell you you shouldn’t be able to sleep at night, well you should. Why? Because this is a business

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@OutOfOfficePod_

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@OutOfOfficePod_ “Like he’s got a withered hand like Jeremy Beadle, didn’t mention it, no need!”

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What you reading?

Err holiday brochure

Why’s that then? Going on holiday?

Possibly

Where to?

States

United States?

Errm yep.

@RealLucyDavis @ewenmacintosh

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If you want a really good pie, The Gardeners.

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Do you come here a lot?

Big time! Need to stay healthy on the road, can’t take chances. Although, the only fruit I actually like is a banana isn’t it Paul?

Yeah and we all know what you do with them when you get them home

Shove em up my ar... Gay! I’m not, he knows I’m not.