Sir Dooogington, Duke of Boris Johnson's backyard

chud subtweeter. if you think a tweet is about you, it is. if you’re a ye fan, you’re a fan of yourself. ye is just the espresso.

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[alth0u🧶 @alth0u]

having a gf is insane bc its like a datacenter in that it doesn't actually consume much water

[slayr @countdragons]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME.
IF YOUR NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY KIND OF 24 HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW, AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON. THEIR MONEY IS YOUR MONEY, AS OF RIGHT NOW.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Sir Dooogington, Duke of Boris Johnson's backyard @Doogarism]

@MegaNecra 🐐

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Bushier Bushes has just recently hit 1 million downloads!!!
I cannot even begin to fathom how amazing everyone is that has supported my pack.
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[Mr Melancholy @chakravartiiin]

Browser, phone, AI, Mosquitoes ???

[Manta @yoltsManta]

Imagine placing a tack shooter right here

[memes i found online @internet_posts]

so accurate

[QuoProQuid @TNOQuoProQuid]

exposed to hantavirus? get ahead of the curve with some evidence-based practices
1️⃣𝗧𝗮𝗹𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗲𝘃𝗲𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗻𝗲. It’s important to have a social safety net
2️⃣𝗖𝗼𝘂𝗴𝗵 𝗲𝗮𝗿𝗹𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗼𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗻. It's the only way to expel the disease
3️⃣𝗚𝗼 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗮𝗶𝗿𝗽𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗡𝗢𝗪

[Sir Dooogington, Duke of Boris Johnson's backyard @Doogarism]

i wonder how many data points it'll take before a correlation is found

i don't think one will be found tbh

[Sir Dooogington, Duke of Boris Johnson's backyard @Doogarism]

@asparagoid @NitrogenAtomMC thoughts?

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

[i like food @messedupfoods]

cosmic brownie outlet cover goes hard af

[Man “Saucefame” Washington @Saucefame]

Roommate currently cracking his gf. Had to make sure I got front row seats to listen in on the action

[Sir Dooogington, Duke of Boris Johnson's backyard @Doogarism]

btw it’s always impostor syndrome except for this one outlier (you)

[Sir Dooogington, Duke of Boris Johnson's backyard @Doogarism]

just encrypted non sensitive info by storing it in a binary file #l33t