Mr. Butt Fart

Garfield 2: a tail of two kitties. #1 Captain EO fanboy Disney please bring it back. divorced father of two #girldad

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Why buy the clown when you can get the circus for free?

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@almoussalmon They can have Wonder Woman kill herself as many times as they want and I would still think it’s less anti-art than when they changed her origin for new52, then immediately retconned it again for rebirth.

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Reposting the fat, twee, Israeli singer because she’s fat, twee, and Israeli. Father I have become woke, destroyer of worlds

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“Charlie Brown Had Hoes”

Thread locked for the foreseeable future for being absolutely true

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@faceuh8 It doesn’t list Top 10 :(

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@ILMFlinkenstein Damn did they Surf Dracula her eating disorder

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@JacobTalks4ever I bought that movie in a two-for-one pack bundled with kingdom of heaven

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Stephen king is so good in creepshow. Man really could’ve been the greatest comedic actor of all time

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@Cabronacore Your welcome

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@PuckFupett69 Let’s be honest. The panopticon is bad but there’s gonna be zero serious consequences for this woman. She’ll have another executive position within a week.

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@lenalarat Is there any author more marginalized than Bran(don) the Mormon

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@katttesquad I wish I had more time

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@kizukuriii @PDDNW4 Actually they very much do. It’s why my dad watches sports, any sports, when he gets home. And why bars always have five different sports playing on all the tvs

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@PDDNW4 @kizukuriii Very apt comparison

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@wuz_doc I think we should renumber the titles. Give everything a Fresh Start

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@Caol_MacCormaic He was the bomb in vampire$

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@CavemanSenator Imagine tonsured bush

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If you were truly devoted to Christ you would tonsure thy pussy hair

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@VK_HM Yeah, there’s things to criticize about Malazan but at the end of the day it’s still fantasy that’s interesting and has something to say

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Elon may be an idiot but I really appreciate how I can just dismiss blue check and fan accounts out of hand. My eyes just immediately glaze past