𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!!

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𝗙𝗢𝗢𝗟! 𝗙𝗜𝗡𝗗 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗚𝗔𝗥𝗚𝗢𝗬𝗟𝗘!

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[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ & though you fight to stay alive,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀your body starts to spasmus.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀For no mere mortal can resist,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the magic of 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒! ❞
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#MVRP #TF2RP

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[MEDIC🕊️ @trranscendental]

" ZAT VAS DOKTOR-ASSISTED HOMICIDE!!!! "

[ #valverp #tf2rp ]

[——— 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐏𝐘 . @chainsmokrstabs]

https://t.co/wrhAE8TEFC

[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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❝ It shall also curse 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦 that does not claim ownership of it, think of it as the 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐊 𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐒 𝐎𝐅 𝐇𝐎𝐌𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐂𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐓𝐘! ❞

Along with the usual babble from the book, many dark whispers came from between the bloody pages of its assembly.

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[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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❝ Ah... so do we have a deal, Doctor Rrrobotnik? ❞

〝 Ey, buddy, we'll get along just fine! I've done plenty of evil things, turn heads into bombs, rig an election in Quebec, make Tom Jones choke on flammable deer poop, oh, and literally 𝗕𝗘 the Devil. 〞

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

—-

Pausing; a hand scratches at the underbelly of his chin.

“ I don't even wanna know what you want with a ... Children's Pizzaria. ”

͏͏͏

[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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❝ All I ask in return... is a small percentage of your mechanical army to run my latest 𝙨𝙖𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙘�� to the great old ones...

... an ancient 𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐋𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐍'𝐒 𝐏𝐈𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐀! With 𝐊𝐈𝐋𝐋𝐄𝐑 𝐑𝐎𝐁𝐎𝐓𝐒! ❞

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[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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[ muttering under his breath ]

❝ ᵒʰᵗʰᵃᶰᵏᵍᵒᵈ ❞

❝ Have you ever sought weapon designs unbound by the logic of man? Explosive concoctions that could make the Eclipse Cannon look like a child's water gun? 𝐒𝐄𝐄𝐊 𝐍𝐎 𝐅𝐔𝐑𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑, 𝐌𝐎𝐑𝐓𝐀𝐋! ❞

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

͏͏͏

“ A deal ？ Listen ——- as a person of lesser refinery, you can clearly tell that I'm a busy man ...

So, do us both a favor and spit it out. I don't take baited temptation very well, so consider this an act pittied curiosity. ”

͏͏͏

[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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〝 Oohoho, man. I like this guy, he looks like if Freddie Mercury went to a disco themed to Benito Mussolini.

Quirky, but quirky enough to stay interestin'. Dressed better then the wizard by miles! 〞

For a forbidden bomb book, it was pretty talkative.

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[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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❝ WHAT? I'm not-

... okay maybe I am homeless.

𝐁𝐔𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐈𝐒 𝐁𝐄𝐒𝐈𝐃𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐎𝐈𝐍𝐓!

I am here to strike you a deal! A deal that will make your dreams of world domination come to 𝗙𝗥𝗨𝗜𝗧𝗜𝗢𝗡! ❞

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

͏͏͏

“ Guh .. what is it with all these ——- nutjobs darkening my doorstep ？ 𝗦𝗢𝗥𝗥𝗬, buddy. But you'll have to find someplace else to sleep, this isn't a soup kitchen. ”

͏͏͏

[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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❝ 𝐇𝐀! I laugh at your intellectual nodus! Try being an 𝗲𝘃𝗶𝗹 wizard with ungodly amounts of eldritch powers matched only by his debt!

Debt not to any ancient gods or demons!

But a debt...

𝐓𝐎 𝐎𝐑𝐆𝐀𝐍𝐈𝐙𝐄𝐃 𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐄! ❞

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

͏͏͏
It's so hard being an evil genius .
͏͏

[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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❝ 𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓! And you know what that means, mortal! 'Tis the season of 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒! So hang on to anything you value in the material, mortal plane, soon you shall be 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐢𝐭 from such! ❞

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[Sɴɪᴘᴇʀ. @bloodymarksmann]

Aw, fuck. October’s here.

[Sɴɪᴘᴇʀ. @bloodymarksmann]

❝ 𝐍𝐨𝐰, 𝐈 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐦𝐚𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐤𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐭𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐭𝐡.

𝑩𝒖𝒔𝒉𝒎𝒂𝒏’𝒔 𝒓𝒖𝒍𝒆𝒔. ❞

———————
𝐑𝐄𝐃 𝐒𝐍𝐈𝐏𝐄𝐑.
( #tf2rp. )
( info below. )

[𝙇𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙈𝙀𝘼𝙉 𝙁𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙄𝙉' 𝙈𝘼𝘾𝙃𝙄𝙉𝙀❗ @EpicGamerBadnik]

temp pinned.

[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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❝ 𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀𝐇𝐀! MORTALS,

𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒 HAS RETURNED! ❞

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[‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ ‍ DOCTOR「 𝐄𝐆𝐆𝐌𝐀𝐍 」‍ ‍ ‍ @INGENlOUSMADMAN]

https://t.co/Ur3VHpIndd

[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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- HOMELESS
- OWES SEVERAL CRIMINAL ORGANIZATIONS MONEY

- AS FORETOLD BY 𝐁𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒!

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[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀❝ & though you fight to stay alive,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀your body starts to spasmus.
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀For no mere mortal can resist,
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀the magic of 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒! ❞
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#MVRP #TF2RP

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[𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒!!! @DOOMATED]

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- INDEPENDENT GREAT & POWERFUL 𝐌𝐄𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐌𝐔𝐒 FROM SCREAM FORTRESS!
- GAZE NOT UPON THIS PINNED, FOR YOU HAVE BEEN CURSED! WITH A TINY HEAD!
- THE LAWYER MANAGING THIS ACCOUNT IS OVER EIGHTEEN
- SEXUAL CONTENT? YOU 𝘽𝙊𝙍𝙀 ME!
- WRONGLY CONVICTED OF KILLING TOM JONES

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