Doom Pigeon

Multi-dimensional T-shirt vendors, Totally run by humans! (Trust the words coming out of our human beak's)

[Alicia Proctor ❤#Enviable_ARs❤ @AliciaLProctor]

Dear @Netflix, now, while so many ppl r stuck at home, it's the absolute PERFECT TIME TO BRING BACK #ZNation/FINALLY GIVE US #ZNATIONS6!
Because the apocalypse is so much better with a little humor, & a lot of #zombies!
🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏#SaveZNation🙏🤞🙏🤞🙏

[Doom Pigeon @DoomPigeon]

Tales from the coop #34
"Jed?",Kenny offered a particularly wriggling greasy slice. "Absolutely not!" Jed recoiled in disgust. "Keith?", Kenny wobbled a slice. "Sure Kenny.", he accepted the greasy offering, while trying not to dwell on what would cause "The blood farts."

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Tales from the coop #33
"Delivery for Loggins!", called a voice from across the pub. "I'm bringing the pizza!", beamed Kenny. "It's beats and worms!, but none of that fancy cheese...that gives me the blood farts." He reflected mournfully. #storytime

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Tales from the coop #32
"Your presence makes sense to a degree", he said with a tone of condacention. "Cheers Great", said Keith. "But what exactly are YOU bringing to the table?", snapped Jed as he scrutinised Kenny over his glass of wine. "Besides an alarming amount of flies."

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Tales from the coop #31
"What?", said Kenny. Jed frowned and rubbed the bridge of his beak.
"It makes sense that data Collection is priority", he growled looking at Kenny with irritation. "Clearly I was selected for the leadership roll in this little venture." #storytime

[ᵃᵇᵒʳᵗʳᵉᵗʳʸᶤᵍᶰᵒʳᵉ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ ‎ @Tetrisdroid]

I done an art.

[Doom Pigeon @DoomPigeon]

Tales from the Coop #30
"I mean, I've never even left the city", moaned Keith watching the bubbles rise in his glass. "That's because you have no ambition." Jed snapped, as he swirled the liquid in his.
Both looked to Kenny who was absently poking his nostril with his tongue.

[Doom Pigeon @DoomPigeon]

It's Groundhog Day!
BUY A T-SHIRT!
It's Groundhog Day!
BUY A T-SHIRT!
It's Groundhog Day!
BUY A T-SHIRT!
It's Groundhog Day!
BUY A T-SHIRT!
It's Groundhog Day!
BUY A T-SHIRT!
It's Groundhog Day!
BUY A T-SHIRT!
https://t.co/ZWxoKrWr77

[Doom Pigeon @DoomPigeon]

Tales from the coop #29
Some time later, three dower looking pigeons sat at a table in the Newt & Cucumber. Each studying the surface of their respective drinks, as if searching for a miracle.
"simple my feathery ass", muttered Keith. #storytime #pigeonproblems

[Doom Pigeon @DoomPigeon]

Science bitches!! #TheMoreYouKnow

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Tales from the coop #28
"GAAH!", screamed Grampy as Jimmy poked him awake. "So what happened next Grampy?"
Grampy studied the page, annoyed the narrator had chosen to "princess bride" his way out of a creative drought. #creativewriting #donebadly #storytime

[Doom Pigeon @DoomPigeon]

Enter the mega-corporation fighting circuit in style! Or Just show some love for Kono Haruo! #kenganashura #Shōnen #Netflix #anime #tshirtdesign #onlinestore https://t.co/ZWxoKrWr77

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It's not a fire emblem character! 🔥⚔😭

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ANNOUNCEMENT SOON!!!

[Doom Pigeon @DoomPigeon]

Yep... Seems about right! #BlueMonday #2020 #Doompigeon

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Ok 2020, let's get weird.

[Doom Pigeon @DoomPigeon]

Happy New Year, you featherless ape vermin! #consumeshirt #hastendemise #happynewyear2020

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Type-2 Temporal diabetes.

[chuck ☀️🐦 @charlubby]

the gap between christmas and nye is a liminal space

[Doom Pigeon @DoomPigeon]

Doom pigeon wishes you all a Happy Halloween! May the gummi worms squirm pleasantly in your insides! I plan on watching Hereditary on repeat, with my eyes taped open! #halloween2019 #spooky #scary #hereditary