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Hey Twitter's a platform that existed, eh?

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@moparvirus @Orange_burp007 @BlaireWhite "Without one shred of evidence"

Lol. Lmao, even.

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@elonmusk Does this imply the Democratic party is the only party that values democracy? It's a name, big dog. Anyone can name their party anything they want, it doesn't make it accurate.

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@BrilynHollyhand Welcome to the bed y'all made. At least the blue states put up an attempt at making it look like what the people wanted by having votes for it.

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@AppyOrtho The Annoying Orange was relevant for longer than the Confederacy lasted. Please cease.

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@OSUDOC63 @IngrahamAngle ...huh?

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@MasaioBlakt @MegaCrit The issue there is that infinites are, by their nature, basically guaranteed once they're set up. Other builds still have variance. That's the issue at hand.

Also, other builds being buffed would potentially just make infinites stronger depending on the cards affected.

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@MasaioBlakt @MegaCrit People would still spam infinites because they're easy and consistent once you have them built. And infinites are boring to watch and boring to play.

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@HollowayGrant @Rothmus Can't speak for everyone, but that's how my wife and I do it. We just have money that's ours regardless of who earned it, and actually talk about finances when necessary.

It does make buying gifts somewhat tricky though lol

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Officer: Sir, do you know how fast you were going?

Me: The DOW is over $50,000!

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@PeteHegseth Wasn't the entire point of the Nuremberg Trials that following orders isn't an excuse for terrible behavior? Reminding troops they don't have to follow illegal orders is an effort to protect our troops from doing something egregious and then being punished for it. Clown.

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Man and here I thought the Office of the AG was supposed to be above partisan politics and actually care about the law. Silly me, I guess.

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@Tectone Dog if you keep up with anything about the Files and all you can think about is spinning it for Left vs Right, you're ideologically compromised. Cognize something for once, please.

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@LauraLoomer ...why do you think they chose a power pole?

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@MattWalshBlog You either die based or live long enough to become the snowflake, I guess. What a wildly unimportant thing to get so offended by, considering all of the rest of the things happening. Are you guys all following in Anita Sarkeesian's footsteps intentionally, or...?

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@3YearLetterman The fact that there are so many comments taking this seriously shows that humor is about as much of a dead language as Latin, holy shit lmao

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@KatieMiller Oh boy compelled speech, my favorite.

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@mualaniparty Lisa was my main dps until I pulled my first 5*, which was Mav. Lmao.

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@trilunardeity Harder to narrow it down than I thought it would be

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@RealConorOil Good lord this hellsite has completely removed my ability to tell what is and isn't a joke, lmao