@FifthThird This was unhelpful. I clearly stated it’s a savings account, not a checking account. Also, it’s a momentum savings account which if it’s held by the same standards as a checking account, shouldn’t have monthly fees.
@FifthThird is honestly ridiculous. What do you mean you��re charging me $7.50 a month for a SAVINGS account?? You’re supposed to be paying me interest like every other bank does. Cancelling this account TODAY
I don’t want an AI summary of my Google search. I don’t want an AI summary of the text message from my friend at work. I don’t want an AI summary of the email I’m about to read. Please just stop.
I married such a good man.
I’ve been craving guacamole for two days. He wasn’t very hungry tonight, yet he still took me out for Mexican food so I could get what I wanted ♥️
I like how goodwill just asks if you wanna pay more money than what your total is. No explanation or guilt trip. Just straight up “do you want to round up?” No, I don’t. I’d like to round down if I could actually.
“It smells like propane in here”
“Propane doesn’t actually have a smell. They add a scent to it so you can detect-”
“WELL IT SMELLS LIKE THE SCENT THAT PROPANE IS IN AIR” good lord I cannot deal with this