Dope Ropes

Wrote gambling blogs for @barstoolchicago on @barstoolbets. Documented 3-year stretch at 57% ATS on NFL plays. VP at a Chicago media agency.

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Remembering Dirtbag Bill Romanowski (Note: Not Dead) https://t.co/AS6H0tbYZx

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FGCU (2013) “Dunk City” - there will never be a more entertaining 15-seed

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Andy Endfield “SOME PEOPLE JUST NEED TO BE QUIET ON AIR” referring to the comments by Bruce Pearl on Miami! Andy Endfield’s best team was at FGCU not USC or SMU https://t.co/UyhM3FACb5

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C.J. Stroud 🧑‍🍳

[Dante @DanteTheDon]

Reminder - if Olivia Dean doesn’t win best new artist this entire thing is a sham #GRAMMYs2026

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Maybe our last opportunity to bet on chaos agent Jameis Winston. Parlay at +400 or better:
- Over 226.5 pass yds
- Over 1.5 TD passes
- Over 0.5 INTs

If you believe in fun, this is a must.

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🚨NFL Week 4 Pick🚨
Wife got cats despite my objections. Commemorating with a hostage-style video.
My actual reco is Rodgers Over 0.5 INTs cuz eff ‘em. May you win every bet u place today 😻

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@dearrdecode 🎵 Tw*t ate 🎵
For the sake of the rhyme scheme

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@bradparker25 Separate career, but never say never

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Tough start for Pollux Troy

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@BarstoolBigCat Double-doink AND Peyton’s SB over the Bears in 60 secs

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Southside Chicagoan @Abbey18Murphy out here dummying Russians then capping things off with a spinning assist for her first Olympic point. Asserting dominance ASAP @usahockey

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More impeccable music taste from @JeffDLowe to close out @LightsCameraPod. By this point I’ve listened to “Problems” by Don Diablo & JLV about 100 times. Song of the summer came early.
https://t.co/25iuxvGhtw

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✅TB +3
✅Playoff Lenny TD
✅Mahomes Over 19.5 rush yards
✅Mahomes Over 40.5 passes
❌Mahomes MVP

I like money.

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✅Mahomes Over 19.5 rushing
✅ Fournette anytime TD +120

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Aaaaand it’s time to take KC +4.5. Beautiful middle to the original TB +3.

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✅Mahomes Over 19.5 rushing

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Hedging with Brady, Attacking Mahomes: Super Bowl Picks & Props https://t.co/gmyVR9JQEX

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Only Jokic could drop 22 in the same quarter as this horrific airball.

Almost hit his point total Over 24.5 in the 1st quarter 👀

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Man, taking care of kids without a hangover is so much easier.

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Definitely the gloves...

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❌GB -3.5

Hate to see it. Mush: successful.