Dor_is

I am what I think you think I am.

[Kitui’s Daughter 🇰🇪 @goaldigger_ke]

At the height of his political career. 😎

[FC Barcelona @FCBarcelona]

Congratulations Leo Messi for the 2026 Princess of Asturias Award for Sports.

Richly deserved recognition for your outstanding talent, which has left a lasting impact both on and off the pitch, making you a benchmark in world football due to your excellence, commitment to sport and solidarity.

A highly successful career during which FC Barcelona was a key part of your life and story. An inseparable bond that forms part of the Club’s legacy and for which your involvement will always be a source of pride.

📸 @fpa

[George Njoroge @georgenjoroge_]

Wueh! She's made my morning, and exposed me in the process. All these years singing Mac Muga with full confidence… every single word wrong. 😂

Kumbuka Somali alipofika South Africa ...
Alikwama Arusha naa ...🎶

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

The developer of the South C building where two floors were added illegally was of a certain ethnicity. This Eastleigh building, you can guess the developer is of what origin.

These guys are not fond of following the correct procedures.

[Francis Kamau. @kamaufrancis70]

@xysist Mombasa ni Moja i guess.. ana traverse coast region kama Ludwin Kraft

[Lord Hashirama, M.D.🐐 @shem_nyakeriga]

Kazi ni kutweet ujinga na kuna pole George Padmore hapo Hurlingham imeshikiliwa na angels.

[SifunaForces @ZoumaGhostsCFC]

Tunaongozwa na mwendawazimu

[Real Oviedo @RealOviedo]

Lo has ganado todo. Pero hay reconocimientos que transcienden los títulos y celebran la huella eterna que dejas en el mundo.

Asturias ya rinde un merecido homenaje a tu leyenda.

Enhorabuena, Leo 💙

#RealOviedo 🔵⚪️

[Paul Atwine @PaulAtwine]

I won’t cave 🥹😩❤️ DMs are closed even!

[✶ 𝓝𝓲𝓬𝓸 𝓡𝓸𝓫𝓲𝓷 📚✶ @ganjiskhanum]

Anapenda kuwekwa status me ni wewe napenda. What’s up baby girl?

[dennis ombachi OLY @ombachi13]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS ❤️❤️❤️

Even on your toughest days 🤧 I’ll always find a way to put a smile on your face 💕

I can’t promise to protect you from anything the world throws your way, but I promise you’ll never have to face it alone. Daddy will always be in your corner, fighting your battles and reminding your how precious you are 💕💕

[KD @3headeddgoat]

Watu hatujapita Ruiru tumeshangaa kwani Malindi sio Mombasa

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

State-backed institutions like NSSF that bought KPC shares using public and workers’ pension funds made virtually no profit from the sale to Aliko Dangote.

They bought at Sh9 per share and reportedly sold at Sh9.02, a difference of just 2 cents per share before transaction costs.

[Ero @LemayianLeiyan]

Hii hapa 😂😂

[Ignatius @ignyharaz2]

Mlisema Nottingham forest iko na UCL?

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

A failed homosexual career that died after closure of USAID is an ungodly thing to say to someone buana.🤣🤣🤣 Kufinya nayo mnafinya.

[Auset's Ma'☀️ @Shee_Astro]

That heifer is always bragging about going to a national school, the whole time it's been Pangani girls??? Pangani girls???? 😂😂😂😂😂

[Eric Mugendi @mougendi]

Dubia as in unsweetened tea...

[Ps Centre @Ps_Centre254]

Nampea allowance.
Namdinya vizuri.
Surprise gifts hapa na pale.
Lakini bladifunda ya mtu inafungulia mwanaume mwingine miguu ?

Hii ni uchungu wangwana.
Ni uchungu.

[Kairetu 👩🏾‍💻 @Mwende_Mugambi]

Mnipee step by step tips and lessons on how to become an avoidant!