Gordon

Music nerd. Film junkie. Poster geek. I was there.

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Ball don't lie. Boom!

#MLBPlayoffs

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@AllieGoertz Can't I just have some?

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@jeskeets Nora probably would want to know that Armenia is way ahead of the USA (and Canada) on this chart:

https://t.co/6OIaMOZ6LN

#summerofchampions

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@megrowler Who's responsible for that crap aesthetic? The name of the person you're looking for is Joanna Gaines of "Chip and Joanna" and the Magnolia brand suite of companies.

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I'm at the worst @BurgerKing I've ever been to. The orders are taking 20 minutes and then they're all wrong. Mine was wrong. The person's before me and after me, too. Meanwhile, some shirtless kids keep running in to fill soda and do drugs in the bathroom. Lovely.

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@damanr @SherwoodStrauss But hopefully not the one they're using now

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@AMCHelps I had to leave the Bay Street theaters AGAIN because they cannot get their projection right. Theater 16 Love Lies Bleeding had the double image top/bottom fo a 2D film which of course darkens the image. The manager lied about this. Honestly, just fix it!

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@claireasaurus So do it

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@Square Have you discontinued plastic gift card ordering? I've gotten 403 errors in several browsers at different times trying to do it and your vendor doesn't answer their phone.

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@DoctorAvenue @mikeyface I don't think Nolan would do a book accurate James Bond. But he would do it period accurate, and it would be extremely cool.

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@BloodRecs And then you'll either delay it six months, or delay it a few months, then ship only 1 of the 2 ordered with a friend to save on US shipping, then say it's not available anymore and offer a refund, then sell extra copies afterward. You guys are a joke of a label.

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@BloodRecs You're selling leftover Blur? When you refunded a missing order instead of sending a replacement? You really are the worst record label.

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I just gave a deposition and it turns out I'm 100 percent that bitch.

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@leviweaver I've got one free night in Dallas and the Guardians are in town and I'm wondering how much of a pain it is to go the stadium from downtown and if it's worth it for one 2023-speed game aka will I be in transit and parking for longer than the game itself?

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@claireasaurus It's always the Megans

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@Starbucks converting full size locations to "Drive Thru Only" can fuck right off. They're in a city and they'll only serve people in cars? Coffee caste system.

A giant empty parking lot full of a line of running cars, polluting and blocking the street at peak hours.

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Just me sorting Letterboxd reviews of Past Lives from lowest-to-highest so I can easily find my people

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@fredsvanfleet @NoDunksInc I swear this never even occured to me!

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Playground #Wedgie and it's just me and the dog. Someone taller or with more ups is getting a free Chicago Bulls themed basketball

@NoDunksInc

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@KDonhoops @NoDunksInc I walked my dog to this park, so no car and also, I live in California so I don't have a window scraper. But some kids showed up after I sent this Tweet and we used their ball to knock down mine.