Dorian Hess

Screenwriter, Ghostwriter, got lost in Siberia, went to Berlin, travelled back in history...

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

I know the world is insane and there are much bigger problems, but @PrimeVideo, @Netflix, @Hulu, @AppleTV ... could one of you pick up the under appreciated/cancelled @TheRookSTARZ ? It’s amazing television that wasn’t given a decent chance.

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

This should be hilarious!

[Andrea Chalupa @AndreaChalupa]

Since we're all stuck inside, @gaslitnation wants to produce a radio play. We're asking for 5 to 10 page submissions bringing the Trump Crime Family to justice. Pick any genre: Horror! Musicals! Film noir! Wayne's World! More info at the start of our show: https://t.co/NtxbIII29m

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

@SmileyAndersAdv my grandmother Edith Shellington turns 92 on Saturday, April 20th!

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

I legit got carb shamed at by my waitress at the Cracker Barrel! If I want to eat 4 sides of carbs and a Coke because I’m having a crappy day, don’t talk to me about diet and exercise! Especially when I tell you the reason I’m doing it is because “I’m having a day”. 🙁

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

Life Magazine Teaches You How to Kiss (1942)

#dlhess #sir #romance #research https://t.co/Ue4PMzYBiF

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

The world's cutest stare-off

#dlhess #sir https://t.co/E2luMRsza7

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

Excuse us, just passing through #magical
https://t.co/JSCADKvPxB

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

Dumping hot tea at -40c
https://t.co/3XELamPIJz

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

Starry Night painted on water. Amazing.
https://t.co/pYSRDbtFl1

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

my favorite. pastimes. include:

7. the snooze
• stick reviews
2. staring at. the skittle
3. zoom tutorials
b) loving you
2. peanut butter

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

#DefendDACA - if you have issues that they are undocumented, give them an avenue to become citizens!

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

human. is sad again. two licks. on the hand. only a single pat. in return. i. will do better

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

#Busby https://t.co/hdJaNJ1gSI

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

it took me. so long. to cover this house. with my love. and you just. vacuumed. it up

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i. am on the verge. of the snooze. just wanted. to mention. that i love you. like. big time

[Senate Democrats @SenateDems]

If you watch one thing tonight, let it be this — @maziehirono gives a powerful, impassioned speech. Beyond words.

[Wizard Brandi @WizardBrandi]

Superfan @TCMurry will spend the night in #HallHLine at #SDCC17 in hopes the legendary @Kyle_MacLachlan will deliver his morning coffee ☕️

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

What I say about everything as I stumble my way through life. https://t.co/70g5vDyZHq

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

i. do not. "jump.' on the couch. i spring. gracefully

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

#NewProfilePic

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

@dog_rates Go see #WalkingPointsDoc about #cancer sniffing #dogs on 7/31 at Laemmle Music Hall BevHills! Good boy!
https://t.co/EG5mGOed41

[Dorian Hess @DorianHess]

@dog_feelings I'm hosting #WalkingPointsDoc about #cancer sniffing #dogs on 7/31 at Laemmle Music Hall BevHills!
https://t.co/EG5mGOed41