RatBoy Slim

the things I like are good and the things I don’t like are bad

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

except she doesnt die in the end

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

my gf might have laryngitis and communicating with her is like trying to talk to lassie

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

mr darcy is soooooooo tsundere

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

im doing death of the author discourse on fergie’s verse in boom boom pow

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

chickens are jacking my style and i’m so fucking scared dude

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

me on adderall

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

the only universe beyond that can save MTG is xevoz

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

for sure thought she was saying “you wanna fuck me, im almost people too” from wet leg mangetout this entire time until the kexp set

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

long island city here i come is like if that timpani ajr song was good

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

geese bagged another 30yo white guy

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

where tf is xi xinping when you need him

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump says he’s authorized Hegseth to use “Full Force” against Antifa in “War ravaged” Portland

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

i think those articles a decade ago saying millenials killed X industry were just a little early. them and gen x’s underdeveloped childhood makes them cling to nostalgia like a blanket and ruins anything it touches. we dont need pop culture in everything

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

listening to geese feels like when i got extremely high at the DMB show and the genx swingers were foolin around in front of us and i felt like i was bein hit w a wall of sound. cant tell if fully against it anymore

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

great to know that ill be saving a lot of money going forward since it wont be going towards UB

[Joel Are Magic @joelaremagic]

It's official - 2026 is more Universes Beyond than Magic Multiverse

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

so much for half the sets being UB. lookin at 4/6 sets being some outside IP.

Got into magic too late, only got to play flr a year or two before everything became funko pop

[Magic: The Gathering @wizards_magic]

Sensors have detected an unexplored Magic set approaching in 2026, #MTGxStarTrek #StarTrek

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

i dont think i understand why people enjoy geese

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

what is president AOC gonna do about Universes Beyond creating a psuedo reserve list

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

obvi ty wednesday bleeds for all the tracks

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

thank you wednesday townies for being a great track

[RatBoy Slim @DorkDorkingtons]

its cool when superman is a goober who wants to save lives