Dorkness

[🦢 @loungingmee]

Condoms have been found in animals, babies, and even dead bodies but somehow, we’re still blaming women for the way they dress.

[AtlasOra @AtlasOraFi]

$AORA thesis for the lazy:

→ Airbnb = $100B, charges hosts ~20%
→ We charge hosts 0.7%
→ Hosts keep more = hosts list with us
→ Platform revenue from DeFi yield on escrow
→ You're early

That's it. That's the alpha.

See you at the villa.

[the outlier. @saater__]

If I read a text and don't reply, it's cus you've rendered me speechless

[Mr Macaroni @mrmacaroni]

Over 200 Nigerians killed in Benue!!!
200 PEOPLE!!!!! 200!!!!!!
I don’t think we understand the gravity of this Barbarism!!!
What exactly is the Government doing???
200 PEOPLE??? Just like that!!!!

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

The new episode of The Apothecary Diaries is everything!!!
I was just waiting the entire time for Jinshi to burst through the door and declare his love for Maomao 😭😭😭😭🥹✨

[the outlier. @saater__]

The statutes be like "the NIC has exclusive jurisdiction to entertain any matter relating to, connected with, arising from or pertaining to...." girl, just the first "relating to" would have sufficed 🙂‍↔️

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

I would go to battle for genuinely funny guys.
Not bullies. Actually funny guys.

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

Everything just becomes so bleak when you're sick

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

At this point period cramps should be collectively banned.

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

New skill unlocked:
Ability to completely devour chicken with a fork and knife❤️✨

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

To whom it concerns:

Snitches get stitches.

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

I don't remember a time when I didn't have anxiety.

That's wild

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

@saater__ 😂😂😂must be lonesome

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

@saater__ 😂😂

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

Ahhhh why???

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

@saater__ 😂😂

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

@saater__ Scandalossaaaaaaaa

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

@AramideOyekunle Yessss

[Dorkness @Dorkness24]

Traveling by road is such a strange thing.
A collection of glimpses into lives you may never lead

[Jemima @JemimaOsunde]

Maternity leave 🤱🏾

The baby is for my brother and his wife but even though 🥹🥹
I’m the aunty 😌❤️