Enrique 🇵🇷

SAG-AFTRA actor, writer, and video editor. I also sometimes draw stuff.

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Photography by Gabriel Goldberg

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@DrewFromTV Hey Drew! I had an incredible time at the taping of The Price is Right last year. I know it’s a stretch, but love to invite you to my episode’s watch party that I’m hosting Wednesday May 13th in the evening here in LA in the Hills! Please DM me for the details.

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@brodybaytes Damn

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@NAFOfellaLotte @GovPressOffice

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@grantkirkhope Is it true that this track helped inspire Grunty’s theme??

https://t.co/TGf4ZGBmTi

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@StephenM The party of “State’s Rights” and “Small Government”, everyone! Bravo, MAGA! You’ve gone full dictator.

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@Lil_Luna_IRL @FilmUpdates I work in Hollywood and I guarantee they’re
not.

Unnecessary sequels and reboots are just way too profitable and the consolidation of media in a handful of streamers makes investing in new IP a risky move.

So solution: just stop consuming sequels and reboots.

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@MattGriscom @krassenstein You think every smart and capable person of color is a "diversity hire". Sit down.

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@krassenstein Treasonous felon.

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@oliviathegrey @CAgovernor @Claudiashein You are an ungrateful piece of shit. Gringa pendeja.

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@JasonPeck882430 @acoolerclimate5 @zapatas_mom No, she’s just a hypocrite who collected welfare and died penniless. Talk about poetic justice! 🥰

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@BrianCh70046490 @krassenstein Exactly. Obscenely wealthy executives that literally play with our lives shouldn’t be surprised when all of a sudden we start building guillotines.

If you want us to drop the pitchforks, then stop being a cartoonishly evil rich c**t.

#MakeBillionairesAfraidAgain

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@krassenstein “You are breeding copycats”

Oh come on now, don’t threaten us with a good time.

The reality is that absent a true system of checks and balances against the obscenely powerful, mob justice is going to have to make do.

Don’t like it? Then reform it.

#MakeBillionairesAfraidAgain

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@JasonPeck882430 @acoolerclimate5 @zapatas_mom That’s something a sociopath would say!

*Looks into your account*

Yep, this fully tracks!

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@More_Kat_Moore @acoolerclimate5 @zapatas_mom That was a typo

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@acoolerclimate5 @zapatas_mom Because the system is explicitly designed to reward wealth hoarding and punish altruism. So a company that decides it will pay all its employees a livable wage will likely be outcompeted by a company that outsources or automates its labor. It’s a bug, not a feature

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@Fossildaddy Woooof

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@grantkirkhope I HAVE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS!!

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@CalltoActivism Also the plural for Walz is “Walzes”

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@jk_rowling @SwipeWright Imagine living in JK Rowling’s dystopia where women with masculine features have to show random strangers their 23 & Me results in order to not be treated horribly.

You have a disease of the soul. Hatred has consumed you.

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@PopBase Because of people like M*sk and Joanne, women who look even *slightly* masculine are at risk to become targets of the transphobic hate machine.

They want to create a society where everyone, ci$ or trans, is forced to conform to their narrow views of womanhood at all costs.