Dorthe Stacey

A broken heart is like is like a broken mirror its better to leave it as it is “Or hurt yourself trying to put it back together

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Nudity continues to be under appreciated.

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Every second God thinks of you, every minute God blesses you, every hour God cares for you. Because God loves you and will never leave you.

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Love those with whom you disagree.

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It is life, I think, to watch the water. A man can learn so many things. - Nicholas Sparks

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I've never had the words to say, but now I'm askin' you to stay. - One Direction

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Ladies courtesy goes both ways, put the toilet seat up for us after using the bathroom.

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Your wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go.

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Tomorrow is pregnant, who knows what it will deliver? ~Nigerian Proverb

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Lord, give me patience because if you give me strength then I'm gonna need some bail money on the side.

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Every day may not be good, but there's something good in every day.

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call me super glue cause holy shit do i get attached

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Imagine a world where human beings empower each other.

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I had an hour to kill so I watched the last two minutes of a basketball game today

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There is no such thing in anyone's life as an unimportant day. - Alexander Woollcott

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do u ever just cup your own boob

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I'm eating a vegan lunch today. Sure, it's six sleeves of Smarties and a Diet Coke, but I'm still better than you.

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I hate when I send a long message, and the person only replies to that one unimportant part.

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But then there is High School Musical.

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Garlic helps muscle growth and blood circulation.