dorian

everything

[dorian @DoryBro]

“is that the little dipper?”
“you’re asking the wrong person.”

💀💀

[dorian @DoryBro]

My mom just keeps buying these stone turtles like they aren’t gonna get stolen again. It’s been four times, like ya Doña.

[dorian @DoryBro]

But yes, Traime mi cafe on your way home from work😭🥹

[dorian @DoryBro]

It’s so humbling telling a blue collar man que tas cansada cause wym you’ve been up since three

[dorian @DoryBro]

It’s so weird when someone starts feeling some type of way they stop liking your posts. Lollll. I promise you it’s not that deep.

[dorian @DoryBro]

People some weirdos fr

[dorian @DoryBro]

This man said he could build me a house from scratch… chat, am I cooked?

[dorian @DoryBro]

It’s always the bitches with a gummy smile fr

[dorian @DoryBro]

This guy really thought lmaoooo

[dorian @DoryBro]

@ItsMeLarryV Tehe

[dorian @DoryBro]

I can’t listen to anything on the divine feminine which sucks cause I literally have it tattooed on my hand.

(Which also may be the reason for laser)

[dorian @DoryBro]

My tias making my primas gran cenas
For when they have kids and I’m over here an iPad kid thankful for when my mom buys puffs.

[dorian @DoryBro]

Maaan I’ll never hop on board and buy an angels city connect anything. Every time
I see one in public I cringe

[dorian @DoryBro]

How I’m bout to pull up to this appt

[dorian @DoryBro]

Why am I awake and why am I hungover already and why do I have a tattoo appt in a few hours.

[dorian @DoryBro]

Why am I like this

[dorian @DoryBro]

☺️☺️☺️

[dorian @DoryBro]

I stg my phones on dnd for a reason why everyone wanna call all the time just TEXT me

[dorian @DoryBro]

Sleeping in a bonnet is so humbling lmfaoo I really ain’t shit