Jane Doe

Just a gal trying to keep my Twitter from associating with my other social medias

[Jane Doe @Dose_a_cuervo]

“All of your pants are ass-less chaps.”

[Todd Kenreck @ToddKenreck]

All that is cursed is not wretched, Not all those who are Undead are evil, in a world where everyone is Lawful Good even the Neutral Good creatures go to prison.

[Michael Swaim went to bsky @SWAIM_CORP]

I love that this got zero likes.

[Lubalin @lubalin_vibe_co]

turning random internet drama into songs, part 2

[Lubalin @lubalin_vibe_co]

Turning random internet drama into songs, part 1

[out of context john mulaney @nocontxtmulaney]

affected him almost his whole life, he’s been open about this stuff in the past but we just need to give him his own privacy and let him heal, addiction is a serious thing that affects so many people and i’m proud that he was able to get help. i wish him & family the best

[out of context john mulaney @nocontxtmulaney]

tw // drug and alcohol abuse

i’m heartbroken to hear the news about john and i wish him a healthy recovery- and please i’m begging for people to refrain from making jokes about this situation, just bc he’s a comedian doesn’t make it ok to make jokes about something that has +

[Jane Doe @Dose_a_cuervo]

Literally gave me chills!!!

[Matt Nando Kelly @NandovMovies]

In Part Three of the #RiseofSkywalkerRewrite we discuss the midpoint and the second half of Act Two, where our heroes hit a low point but learn something important about themselves.
https://t.co/XEpmj1H94i

[Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd]

The problem with this platform is that a lot of you don’t know what the fuck you’re talking about.

[Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd]

I formally nominate @AlexSchmidty to host Jeopardy from now until the earth is dust.

[Alex Schmidt 🦬 @AlexSchmidty]

I do not expect this to happen, and I take the suggestion as a massive compliment. Thankful for tweets like this 🙏 and optimistic the Jeopardy team will pick somebody great ✨

[Soren Bowie @Soren_Ltd]

Where do you think Kanye is celebrating his victory tonight?

[Emily Murnane @emily_murnane]

Wtf I fell in love and now I gotta share a bedroom for the rest of my life??

[grace spelman @GraceSpelman]

I am learning that being a pet owner is just staring at your animal’s perfect face until you start crying

[Wale @Wale]

Rona grabbed him by the p*ssy ??

[Matt Colville? @mattcolville]

The show didn't get an ending, but in my experience, endings are overrated.

[Travis Willingham @WillingBlam]

@matthewmercer @kingdomdeath the FUCK is that?!

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

Pouring one out for all the MAGA cheese doodles who are gonna boycott Jim Gaffigan and deprive themselves of one of the best comedians working today to own the libs.

[Cody Johnston @drmistercody]

"We must restore order by voting for the current president" is a terrible argument that is going to be depressingly effective.

[Jane Doe @Dose_a_cuervo]

@nitpickingpod Dudes! I love this but can we also get some merch that says Mostly Nitpicking? It's too good of a podcast name to not be able to rep it anywhere! ❤️

[Jane Doe @Dose_a_cuervo]

@nitpickingpod Who Framed Roger Rabbit?