rftp | .jretion (Delilah's strongest soldier)

she/her 24. swagalicious pagan and disc 1 final boss. language nerd & fighting game nerd. mtf trans (2019/05/07). 1312. very normal about bedman & delilah

[rftp | .jretion (Delilah's strongest soldier) @dotjretion]

I'm elsewhere on the web too btw!

[Lauryn @laurynflint]

I have seen a lot of examples of men being rude or inappropriate on hinge which is fair to be upset about!

But if the problem is that someone you're not attracted to shot their shot on a platform *for that* you need to be mature about it

[Lauryn @laurynflint]

*on the dating app* EW, these UGLIES want to date me 😂😂😂 so embarrassing 4 them

[Lennox Moore @LennoxMoore7]

@TheMG3D A rich neighborhood near a hospital doesn't allow the emergency helicopter to fly over them to get to the fkn hospital because it's "too noisy". There's not going to be any fkn data centers near rich people

[Michael @TheMG3D]

Ya because they aren’t building them near wealthy neighborhoods

[naturgeschichtliche @la_leere]

guy at the bus stop said "trans rights" to me so i smiled and nodded and clearly this was not satisfactory so he said "I said trans rights" and raised his fist in some kinda power salute. I was caught off guard and bowed chinese-style. Im not sure why i did that

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

unannounce it

[lyn @izutsulyn]

NEVERMIND

[javi @IAmTheVibes]

Girlfriend doesn’t even tell me she’s hungry anymore she just tells me if she doesn’t eat soon she’s “going to become evil”

[桜井 政博 / Masahiro Sakurai @Sora_Sakurai]

レックスウィリーに乗っているのは…
だれ?

[bONGO🪻 @wariocolosseum]

oh my god he was a podcaster

[rftp | .jretion (Delilah's strongest soldier) @dotjretion]

@Koryuken thats oomf

[Krackatoa @Koryuken]

I lost 6-0 in grand finals to a goldlewis dickenson who might have been half my age.

[carrie @carriethefairyo]

Making out with a girl at a Gay Bar and guy comes up and says “I feel left out”
I looked him dead in the eyes and said “good, you should”

[riel :) @sukifoof]

this pride month id like to mention the time i was in 7th grade and sobbing about being a lesbian to my catholic mom and she went "no ur straight all women feel that way. id be perfectly fine living with only women for the rest of my life." so i thought i was straight for years

[Ms.K @mskmalibu]

Guys it finally happened. Some guy at the gas station just said to me “you are really pretty” and I looked at him dead in the eyes and said “If I’m so pretty then why don’t you pay for my gas” and now I have a full tank

[hansel and gretel gerwig @Surewhateverzz]

@SamSeder @dwdavison I wonder if Neera will ever look at her own receipts

[Sam Seder @SamSeder]

Honestly hard to reconcile how close to the seat of power this person has been for going on two decades of failures and that she sits on twitter for hours on end blaming news hosts and reporters for these failures. It’s sort of fascinating. (Also Grim’s history is accurate)

[Jason Paladino @jason_paladino]

Today’s feel good story: A federal judge just handed Zionist YouTuber Ethan Klein a brutal loss in his copyright lawsuit against pro-Palestine Twitch streamer @DenimsTV. In a humiliating ruling, the judge cites a precedent that Klein himself created. 🧵